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a jack of all trades is master of none .

corgi and gas safe was only invented because gas fitters and plumbers kept killin people in there never ending chase for a quick buck any one with "basic " training and a bucket of soapy water can do gas. Electricians have and always will be top of the tree.

why cant i work on gas jock? 6 thick electricians ? thats impossible now i know your lyin. speed fit making the useless useful

its a proven fact that electricians are far more intelligent than plumbers.

mr perdantic my my very own jester :D 40 years before the pipe bender eh?a young monkey fixed my problem on tuesday what a shame it was not you we could have chatted and i could have given you some nice home made bread and jam for you and your mum for tea. i agree with her im sure there is...

i think if you read my post from start to finish you will understand .i wanted some friendly advice but apart from bellairaphon i have been met with unhelpful and snobbish remarks .........this is the only forum i have been in that has had this attitude. like my mam used to say if you cant say...

its under warranty so why bark when you have a dog :?:

ah mr pedantic ,forgot to mention that the "monkey"came to fix my problem .I was amazed to see how easy the unit was to replace even though mr "monkey" kept trying to get me to leave his side .......why do plumbers not like to be watched ? :lol: I asked the "monkey"if he knew you but he said...

Mr Pedantic you never fail me your wrong again but fear not its been proven that in a multi choice question exam that if you just pick the same letter or number all through the test you will aquire about a third of the points. Gas safe pass is around 22% i hear :D

Worcester..........a clue for you,look at the front of one :D Mr pedantic.mam lettin you stay up late tonight?

worcester........ :D its right .ah but aye forgot your a plumber. dripping tap luv .............. thatll be 68 quid please

well you make the most of it mate stick with what you know eh speed fit and plastic panels.leave the technical stuff to us sparkys

yup and you might be the monkey 8)

Think this forum is inhabited by insecure plumbers and gas fitters. whats up lads frightend outsiders discover that the jobs a piece of **** really and that if your secret gets out then its bye bye rip off prices? Like my carrears officer said at school when i told him i wanted to be a plumber...

thank you mr bellairaphon you are a dimond .

ah mr perdantic do you find pleasure in seeing other people with problems ?does it make you feel strong and superior knowing that other people need help ?Do you hurt animals and small defencless people to make your self feel good ?Are you married or still living with mum ?do you want me to...

rob you really need to seek help for your lack of confidence mate and pray god you dont work for british naff

are you related to a certain mr moat by any chance mr perdantic ?you seem to have uncanny characterristics ie middle aged bully . now be a good lad son and jog on

mr pedantic.....in every forum there is an arsehole who just wants to wind people up i guess your this forums arse hole, did it ever occur to you that if i had something which told me how to do it then i would do it ?Now why dont you trot off and scam some granny or something nice like play on...

any chance of a brief rundown of what to do please ...