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It's now nine hours since I finished painting a door frame with this stuff and it still feels as tacky as it did then. Supposed to be touch dry in 3-4 hours. Not a new tin, couple of months old. Has been used previously without problems, but that was over existing gloss. This is the first time...

I'm Spartacus.

Metal bunk beds creak and groan at the slightest movement. When the kids moved into separate rooms we chopped the bunk down to make one single. It's still as noisy as hell.

I .don't visit here anymore and have deleted diynot from my favourites

Statutory rights are only any good if you are fully aware of them. Yes one of the letter keys came off in normal use and the wife returned it to the store where she was informed that it was not covered by the warranty and that it would have to be sent away for repair at a cost of £100. No...

Kick off with them. I once returned a faulty mobile phone after a week. They wanted to send it away for repair. " What am I supposed to do without a phone?" says I, (I was self employed at the time). Stood my ground and got a new replacement phone. I have local Trading Standards on my phone, I...

I think you sound like a bit of a whingeing, argumentative, obnoxious piece of work. That's just my opinion. If you're not prepared to take it, don't dish it out. I've had sixteen weeks out of work so far this year. I don't qualify for any benefits but I still have to put up with their...

My thoughts are with the owner of the van also. It takes ages to buff scum out of your bumper.

That saved me a bit of typing.

Branded, man with the broken sword. F Troop. Paladin Rifleman

minors.....schminors. It was a crappy throwaway joke, chucked into a forum late at night. Didn't think I was auditioning for a French & Saunders script writing position.

Ad imagine they'd think yer were a bit strange even withoot the dog. :lol:

No thanks, but on the subject of Mr. Glitter, he has apparently been spotted in Chile. The prospect of thirty trapped miners proved irresistible to him.

Adolf attacked these numpties about 69 years too soon.

Nooooo! Had to stop drinking the stuff. It made me do strange things.

More from 2004....... http://www.fao.org/newsroom/en/news/2004/index.html

HAR HAR DE HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I Grumpy?.......cos Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy and Dopey are tw**s

Must.......resist.......the........urge........to........quip.............

I thought that the brown bin was for cats.