Search results

  1. I

    Measles

    I was at a football match in 1977 when some yob spat in a policemans face, the officer later died from meningitis as a result of being spat at.
  2. I

    Post any old song you can think of.

  3. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    Everton legend John Hurst rip https://www.evertonfc.com/news/3861181/rip-john-hurst
  4. I

    Hammers. Up where we belong.

    The papers are reporting that Barcelona and Real Madrid are showing an interest in Spurs full back Destiny Udogie in January. Apparently they have asked the spurs chairman, “How much is Udogie in the window?"
  5. I

    Chat GPT

    If you think that joke is racially offensive then you're an even bigger wet fart than I thought you were.
  6. I

    Chat GPT

    The BBC reported that Muslim parents are withdrawing children from Music Lessons because their beliefs forbid them from learning music. The British Government has therefore issued a new list of songs that are acceptable to Muslims. Halal (Is It Meat You're Looking For), by Lionel Richie They...
  7. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    Seinfeld actor Peter Crombie, rip. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/seinfeld-actor-peter-crombie-dies-31872765
  8. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    Annie Nightingale rip https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67955757
  9. I

    What a remarkable combover

    Chelsea player John Dempsey had the best combover
  10. I

    Notable Obituaries.

  11. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    JPR Williams, Welsh rugby legend, RIP. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/67912287
  12. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    One of the good guys RIP. Remember him saying "Always look for the truth from the ground up, rarely from the top down".
  13. I

    Storm Pia

    Feck that for a laugh, we got caught in a force 11 crossing the channel 30 odd years ago and it was terrifying. Waves coming over the top of the ship, a steward running about saying he'd never seen the sea that rough in the 30 years he'd worked on ships, nightmare.
  14. I

    Jokes that you made up

    My mate plays football for a team called the Musketeers. They started the season well..with three wins and a draw.. all 4-1 and one 4-all....
  15. I

    Jokes that you made up

    I entered my wife into a saggy tits competition and she wiped the floor with them
  16. I

    Jokes that you made up

    Every time Hank Marvin introduces himself someone makes him a sandwich.
  17. I

    Jokes that you made up

    I got ran over by a hire van earlier. Fecking Hertz.
  18. I

    Jokes that you made up

    I hate people with frostbite. I think I may be lack toes intolerant.
  19. I

    Jokes that you made up

    My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
  20. I

    Notable Obituaries.

    Dean Sullivan rip https://news.sky.com/story/amp/brookside-actor-dean-sullivan-dies-aged-68-13019373
Back
Top