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My ex's ex (now dead dag) Daisy, a Staffie would not stop nudging my hand until I rubbed her head. I stop, she nudge my hand. again. Again. So FKN annoying, I just pick her up onto my lap. Never got any peace with that dag. That hispanic dag whisperer, pssht thing, meh. Full of 5hit.

Jerry Springer duh

Cut the plug off, and wire in exactly the same with the new as the old one was. Take a photo before you remove the wires just incase you can't make out the markings for L N E. No new nothing needed. You may have issues with voiding warranty though should it need returning. Doubtful, but I have...

But in law, a cat is a 'free spirit' what ever damage it does. If you run a cat over, just drive on (free spirit). If you run over a dag, It must be reported as it is considered 'cattle'. Anyway, where I live, you can be fined if you are walking your 'dag' and be found to not be in possession...

I feel sorry for those working night shifts lol...

Not a good year for drags is it?

They may be, but be wired with twin pair speaker wire, that's my issue. A look inside the socket or JB would give a clue.

Good point Johnny, OP may need a lawnmower/boombox in the summer. EDIT: bet your harse the wiring is bad by the old boy that made the lean to back in his day though. Seen Soooo many of them.

I am guessing it was a bodge job with the wiring, probably drilled through from the nearest socket. Follow the wire back as far as you can, then turn off the electric to the house, and just remove the wire. reconnect the remaining wires it was thrown with, and switch on. A real 'job' would have...

Thanks all

Bulbs and lamps, Fuse boxes and consumer units how far does it go. It's like the yanks can't say solder, but as you grow, do you get 'odder' ? NO. Anyway, as I understand it, there is a transformer isolating you from the mains in the shaver sockets.. Does distance even apply? If so, my bad. Dan.

Like my peni erecti. Anyone know what the pink ones are?

Oh yeah, what is this?

There, did it, was not a 'liked' format. Thanks all x

I was trying to post a pic (drunk again). I failed

EDIT: I give up

I AM SO GLAD JIMMY KRANKY IS GONE!! I always hated that chunt for trying to force another referendum. Try being on a big boat in a war zone with other BRITISH people. Our banter was cock size or a silly voice, never where you are from. She got close at 55/45 fail in 2k4 yet wants to try...

Applying for a Visa costs money buddy :)

My theft was £7.69 from Superdrug and 88p Shoelaces from clarkes shoe shop. £60+£60+£25 fine

****e, i have a lot of cautions. My worst 'indecent exposure' lol. Me and mate running from pub to mcdonalds with our pants down. Loser pays for the bigmac. i won, he fell and smashed his face, Got swore at by someone "pull your phuicking pants up" shouted back "phuck off". It was the police...