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Dearest shytalkz, I do believe my rather clever ditty would be lost on slow, and his merry band, but I see you are on the ball, what an era what a label, swallow dives and suede heads and 18 hole Docs, Watneys party sevens and Vesta curries with currants in.

I would consider it wouldnt really matter much as the eye would be taken away from this detail by the Banjaxed doors that were used as a trowell. ...A hawk...or both.

Its SUSAN to you sir....what day is it ? It did exist once then I didnt dream it.

Furthermore where can I get one of these oil rig thingys...seems to me it doesnt matter where they put them as soon as they start drilling down the ways BINGO they hit oil every time. I have a big garden. I want one.

What I want to know is which idiots put OUR oilfields in such ridiculous places like Iraq and Iran. They should be sacked immediately and their pensions halved.

I see the guy who's friend/ brother was kicked to death 10 days ago has now awoken from his coma.....Great I am sure he will be only too pleased to find some common ground with his zealous testosterone hate fuelled Ulster protestant Brethren. And to redress the balance the victims of Omagh who...

Hey where did my post go ? Apologies to noseall In my haste I was giving slow a pat on the back for giving out a concise answer, when in fact it came from Noseall, who actually does know his onions. I thought it to good to be true, (mental note to oneself)must lay off the poteen on a thursday...

Next time you plaster buy some decent tools and dont try using a door, two doors, and certainly not a light switch or even a heating control of whatever description. Hawks and trowells are good (or bad, wicked) For my expert advise you are most welcome....No need to thank me.

I got indian sandstone a couple of years back for outside my front door about three sq mtrs, looked great but after a while the lustre went and I think they are now rather dull looking, glad I didnt do my patio in them. Might give them a power wash this weekend while I think about it.

What has always tickled me is the obsessional lenghts both communities will go to to affiliate themselves to their particular persuasion. The vast majority of the South do not want the North to be reunited with the south hence why Sinn Fein command about 3% of the popular vote and the...

I dont suffer this problem I replaced my eyes with marbles years ago.

Your bullets can not harm me my wings are like a shield of steel

The space, and possibly the appearance is more valuable than the insignificant (and barely calculable) amount of heat retention which insulation will provide Had to raise a slight pittifull smile at the above nutmeg from wooden head who believes insulation in cavity walls is negligible to the...

I suggest you next time wear a NASA spacesuit with one of those goldfish bowl helmets of the kind that the sexy little squireell Sandy sports in Sponge bob square pants. Do not wear the lead lined gravity boots mind but go for a nice pair of sensible shoes.

The devil is in the detail, if its going to be a cheap conservatory with polycarbonate roof then do not bother trying to insulate, the room will only be fit for use for a few months of the year unheated If it is a quality build then crystal clear a higher spec of glazing, insulated walls and...

Three pages and not a mention of white pudding. :shock: For anyone who loves black pudding then A full Irish is the same as a full English only with both black and white pudding and soda bread too. Trust me if you can get hold of white pudding give it a whirl and soda bread is sold at alot of...

How dare you cheeky monkey, let trhe people decide....how do you upload images

Slowtrowell for a man who has a limited construction vocabulary limited to ....bucket ...bag.....water....money I would not expect you to understand the intracasies of differing construction methods, we may as well be talking in tongues for someone like yourself all slack jawed and with eyes...

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