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    Mr Speaker, you have brought this House into disrepute.

    Shouldn't let them have musical instruments. Then they couldn't Fiddle their expenses, fiddle with minors, blow their own trumpets, beat their own drum.....
  2. Y

    Ponderisms

    Would fishermen catch bigger fish if they had longer arms?
  3. Y

    Those were the good old days

    Conny you forgot about getting the ferry to New Brighton.
  4. Y

    They are more fraudulent than an MP

    That Boots wrinkle cream is turning the womans face blue.
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    Expensive expenses

    So an MP earns 52k working 40hrs a week for 52 weeks. No wonder they're claiming so much in expenses.
  6. Y

    Expensive expenses

    Shytalkz, do you think joe-90 might be a little bit jealous?
  7. Y

    How far we've come

    If it's going to be sunny neighbours daughter sunbathing in the buff :lol:
  8. Y

    (Yet) More Elfin Safety nonsense

    It's in the report why they are being introduced, it's to smarten up and regulate the appearance of the uniform.
  9. Y

    Sound advice for the Chancellor (cheap fix)

    Find a modern day Guy Fawkes and give them all the ultimate blow job
  10. Y

    Sound advice for the Chancellor (cheap fix)

    I thought this was going to recommend affordable drugs for our Alister.
  11. Y

    what was i doing?

    I'd sign up for a membership if I could remember where I'd left my pen.
  12. Y

    Interior design ideas?

    And have a spare house to live in while the work's being done.
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    Sequence of events?

    It would all depend on the depth of the hardcore.
  14. Y

    Is it common practice to "steal" from a skip?!

    Is it classed as stealing? How many times do you see people on Antique Roadshow type programmes showing something that they have "Found" in a skip.
  15. Y

    damp underlay problems!

    Is it a concrete floor or floorboards on joists?
  16. Y

    fixing universal bracket to back of lcd tv.

    GD their's no need to apologise for pointing out the obvious. teedee if you bought it yourself it sounds like you've got the wrong brackrt.
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    Are we being manipulated?

    Why is it that in TV adverts the man is always portrayed as a wimpish idiot while the woman is a smug know it all, and when did it start. (Please, no ladies coming on saying it's true to life)
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    Expensive expenses

    If MPs have done nothing wrong, what is Gordon Brown apologising for? (Apart from trying to save face, and seat)
  19. Y

    Hmmmmm.

    Should use a firewall :)
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    A question for glasses wear'ers

    They don't get any better.
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