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Joesephine, your interpretation of those "statistics" is flawed and you know it. You're like an accountant, manipulating the year end figures, on the say so of the board, as they prepare the city for an IPO. Now stop bleating on about them, it's all getting very boring. (He won't)

Now, now, Josephine we aren't being entirely honest with ourselves our we? When you look at our Fiz We know you get a warm, if slightly wet, feeling in your lederhose.

They tan quicker than him Norcon. Petty, I know, but it gets on his nerves.

As ever, Joe had the Green-eyed monster firmly in check.

Which illustrates my point perfectley. Joe 'could' employ the services of joejoe&joe market research consultants.inc. They 'could' claim that 100% of joe's fellow students called him "Smallfoot" with reference to the ratio of his foot to pen1s size on account of him being "hung like a horse"...

Josephine, you have provided no 'facts'. You have only provided a link to a source of statistics. Furthermore, you have taken it upon yourself to use these 'statistics' and use your own imagination, with no consideration for any geographical external influences on said 'statistics' before...

That's interesting. I'm waiting for Josephine to provide indepedendant facts and statistics, that aren't published by an anti-death penalty organisation who have a vested interested in how those figures are presented. (He won't)

Joe, you've made a spelling mistake there. Easily done though, K is next to L, assuming you're using a standard qwerty keyboard. (He'll check)

Dear, oh dear, oh dear, I've just been listening to Starsailor's, "Love is Here" album and track 2 reminded me of you. (He'll look) Hmmm. Take you on? This is a forum, it's not a game or a sport, as I've said before you need to get out more and spend less time on here. You can't "win" on here...

You, Joe, my dear friend, are quite clearly 2 pegs short of a secure tent.

Well said securespark. Joe, I implore you to stop the childish use of your 'trademark' (look@meIvegotmatchingshoes) humour. (He won't)

Unusually for Joe, he was adopting the 'Homer Simpson' philosophy on this particular thread, "I can't see it, it can't exist". :lol:

Ever the modest, self-depreciating, diplomat, Softus carried on in his quest to make friends and influence people. :lol:

Ever the optimist, Joe thought he would try and cheer the OP up with some invaluable news regarding the biggest financial decsion of his life;

Well, perhaps your posts needed a bit of humour :roll:

I'm glad you're in agreement. I thank you.

I'm glad you're in agreement. I thank you.