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    call centres

    Call-centres are generally all well and good, as long as your problem is one of the ones on their script. However, if your problem is 'off-script' then it is next to impossible to get anything resolved, and unfortunately they don't seem to have written a script for the possibility that they may...
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    What's Up?

    Least said, soonest mended :wink:
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    polite notice

    But not the one about the police having nothing to go on again, though.... :D
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    Installing a new light fitting and can't identify the cables

    Just for next time..... 1 is what your multimeter will say when the reading is above the range it is set for (or of course, if it is genuinely reading 1 of whatever you're measuring) - so if you are measuring resistance then a 1 indicates a very high resistance, or open circuit. If this then...
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    latest addition

    Aaaahh.......Congratulations to all !!!
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    ebay card fraud

    Dunno, but be careful if you get to a screen asking for your paypal details. Normal way I check them out is to type in any old sh*te first of all at login, and if you then get through to the next screen you know its a scam. In fact, go in through www.paypal.com (but re-open your browser and...
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    Fat/Thin and Tall/Short - Now what about make up ?

    Nooooooooooooooooo.................... Is she ? Just looked up some pictures and can't make up my mind now. Caked seems a bit unfair....
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    Natures engineering feats.

    And after you'd marvelled at this engineering miracle, not to mention the spider's sheer pluck and determination, what happened to it then ??
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    Fat/Thin and Tall/Short - Now what about make up ?

    Still doesn't explain painting yourself Orange.... Helen Lederer ? That posh comedian woman that's a bit like Sarah Kennedy ? Really ? No problems with it, just seems a strange example.... And no mention of lovely, lovely Sarah Beenie ??
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    Fat/Thin and Tall/Short - Now what about make up ?

    Everyone I know thinks Jordan looks better when she is going for the natural look, and I haven't met anybody who likes Jodie Marsh, so why do 'models' like this cake it on so much ? Is the teenage-boy-w*nking market really so lucrative, or is there something else behind it ?
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    The Fuller Figure

    Maybe if I bought a motorbike and/or grew a ponytail and/or started wearing too tight jeans that would help ?
  12. J

    Childproofing Windows

    :oops: restrictor - that was the word I needed :oops: Thanks very much.....
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    Childproofing Windows

    I've got a three year old who keeps climbing up on windowsills, and given that we like the windows open at this time of year, is there a good way of stopping him falling out ? Its a wooden window sill below, and (I guess) a metal lintel above. I could tyr making 'bars' out of shower curtain...
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    We've had shape, what about height?

    Change her from a girlfriend to a wife, then none of this will be an issue ever again. EVER !!
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    The Fuller Figure

    Sorry - Didn't explain myself properly. The Beenie was still gorgeous - It was the programme that was rubbish..... On the subject of myself though, I'm 35, 5'10", don't eat much, drink about 5 pints a month and walk about 2 miles a day, so why have I gone up from 15 to 16 Stone in the last...
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    London bombings how dreadful......

    I suspect (though, as I have said earlier, can't be arsed to go check) that if the Koran is anything like the bible, then for every 'eye for an eye' there's a 'turn the other cheek' buried in there as well. Its all a matter of interpretation - thats why some people read the bible and think that...
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    London bombings how dreadful......

    Given that I am one of the people you refer to, who just can't be arsed reading through the Koran, could someone quote the relevant passages ? And if they are British, where are we supposed to deport them to ? Somewhere that people look like they do ? And given that no-one seems to have had...
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    Bombers Possibly Identified...

    Given that the rationale behind the Afghanistan war seemed to be on the lines of 'Some terrorists live there, so lets flatten the place and we're bound to get 'em', I'm glad I don't live in Leeds any more....
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    The Fuller Figure

    Fuller figured ladies - Yes please !!!!! Examples - Abi Titmuss Kate Winslett, before she lost weight and started telling everyone how happy she was now that she's the size of a twiglet Rene Zellwegger when playing Bridget Jones Charlotte Church Sarah Beeney - That new...
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    London bombings how dreadful......

    I used to live in the Hyde Park area of Leeds, and still go back when I want to buy an industrial sized bag of Bombay Mix or similar. As far as I've seen, its a very well integrated community with a good mix of whites and asians that all seem to rub along nicely, so I'm surprised that this is...
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