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I have been popping in from time to time and having a read, just seem to be so busy these days any random internet chatting I do seems to be on faceache, sorry facebook! How is everyone?

Just ask her to park a car, that'll answer it!

Helicopter? :wink:

:D :wink:

Simon - I don't want to upset the mods by posting the link.

I do have a comprehensive reply on this in my head, but I'm rather busy so don't have time to type it out now, but will do so as soon as I can so stay tuned! Thanks Simon :)

This could affect me quite badly as a DJ:

Yes - so there's this group of immigrants wanting to come to this country, right, but they're on a plane which is currently sitting on a conveyor..............

To be honest not as much as I was expecting - 210 hits immediately, plus slightly higher traffic since than i'd usually get from my google adwords - but I've got at least one booking directly related to the appearance so I think it was worth it!

Yup, that was me! :lol: In my defence for doing so shockingly badly, I couldn't hear as well as you'd think! Still great fun though, and I managed to plug the website, which was great!

Oh grow up. :roll: [EDIT - sorry kev you got in first, that was (obviously) not at you!] I much prefer this opinion (and funny too!): http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZdb2buU_c (disclaimer: video link is to a Marcus Brigstocke comedy clip which does contain swearing so not...

I have ordered business cards from Vistaprint twice. Good quality, good service, good price. Softus, I believe, is right: They're not scammers. EVERYTHING, I repeat EVERYTHING you do or subscribe to/purchase stuff from online has a EULA or terms and conditions. If you're too lazy to read...

Result! Well done :D On a connected (no pun intended!) note, those of you in need of a giggle for the festive season and who missed it when it happened, here's a little gem of mine from way back in June 2006... http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54795 :lol:

Christmas eve... working till 5 Then if a pub happens to jump into the pavement in front of me on the way home I might have a few jars, can't overdo it though as... I'm DJing Xmas night at the local which promises to be a great night - £30 entry (which for legal reasons is a Xmas present to...

no but I bet she didn't pay the bill either!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7766631.stm I can't help thinking how funny it would have been if she'd got the wrong number... :lol:

I'm "only" 28, so was at secondary school 1991-1996, and press-ups (or laps around the (enormous) playing field) were a routine punishment for certain misdemeanors while I was there - I don't see anything wrong with it either. I especially agree with Andrew's comment that it could even help the...

yeah I liked that bit too - and "Don't throw your ham", "Gnome, gnome" and best of all "Help, it bl**dy hurts!!!" - Genius!

Now this is funny: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yBvlwkHOxCQ

I know it's a real camera because a friend has been "rightfully" caught by it before - hence why I'm always careful when passing it! [/url] Fair enough then, no need for concern - but how would it go off "by accident"?