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I thought the mongrel put up the best performance by far.

ASSUMPTION is the mother of all f..kups

Great!! Reminds me of the building trade in the 60's.

You're so right. An old dear I know is always falling off hers while doing wheelies on her zimmer frame. :cry:

Any product with 'Professional' on the label, not sure what to make of 'Trade'

Calling Mod 11, Calling Mod 11 we have a problem on GD forum I repeat a problem on GD forum. Where are you when your wanted?

That's cruel that is :twisted:

If you're that worried about eating and drinking why don't you call in a supermarket before travelling and pick up some tinnies and pies. :)

In that case they can come here and fit me in a new kitchen :D

A copper found two yobo's and arrested them because one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. The first one was put on a charge and the second one was let off ! :cry: I so cannot help laughing at that one every time I think about it...

Oh! I wonder why that is :roll:

When I used to work I went on a diet of a pie a day for lunch and was tested for cholesterol and found to be very unhealthy. So, I don't care how much they tax these pasties things because if eaten regularly will increase the cholesterol alarmingly. Apart for some I reckon many of them contain...

Too late..should have read OP earlier :cry:

. If you know were the nest is then at night when the chaps have all gone to bed. Dress up in a decorators overall and marigolds and get yourself a vacuum cleaner with the pipe on it. Suck up some wasp killer powder and then shove the pipe in to nest and wave it around a bit. I've never...

Dear Susiejb.. I think you should stay. Consider yourself hugged :)

Beware...watch out for their side swipe were they do not accept liability but offer you a really cheap one in compensation. :(

I have two pipes in the corner of my kitchen and I made the corner board complete with bevels much larger so I could then put a small shelf on it. It looks ok and is very useful. Pipes are boxed in and blend in with the decor. very well. Fixing was easy with Nonails.

With hindsight it's a good idea when you can to practice what you are trying to do on some piece of scrap metal. Better to use grease on the screw. When using a tap to make a thread using grease or oil on it will stop it from cutting properly. You need Cutting Paste or lube which is...

You cannot do anything about the climate conditions that cause the damp which is damp warm air hitting a cold garage floor. The problem is somebody has painted the concrete floor and sealed it which doesn't allow the condensate to disperse or not form. I have advised others against painting...

If some woman was able to stir up some passion in my plonker I would appreciate it. :D