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:lol: Keep 'em coming! Mother Superior in a convent calls a meeting of all the nuns and says " I have to tell you that there is a case of syphilis in the convent". Elderly nun at the back pipes up " thank goodness for that, I was getting fed up with Chardonnay!"

Penguin goes into a bar, asks the barman "has my brother been in?" Barman replies "dunno, what does he look like?"

He obviously thinks up questions for you lot to ponder over :)

Well thank goodness that's sorted I was just about to bang your heads together! :roll: BTW what do you both think of Sadolin for exterior woodwork?

Unbelievably the advice given by a doctor on yesterdays BBC news was to keep the windows shut to keep the heat out. Perhaps they want us all to suffocate. I haven't got air cond but all doors and windows in the house stay open all day to capture any breeze and I keep the curtains closed...

Happy 26th birthday ninebob. Perhaps your friends have arranged a big surprise for you :D

Coleus canina small shrub advertised in newspaper recently. I saw it in a local (big) garden centre too, so it shouldn't be too hard to get hold of. Haven't tried it myself cos I've got 3 cats of my own.

sounds painful!

Thanks for the advice, will tell her to try a bathroom spray and see what happens but I think it's probably scarred for life.

A friend of mine has just moved into a house with an old fashioned pink enamel bath which has an unsightly white limescale ring around it to the depth of a normal bath. She has tried cleaning it with an enamel friendly cream cleaner and diluted vinegar and whilst it looks good when still wet...

And your reason is.....? :wink:

In my experience the only time that a platonic friendship is possible between the sexes is when one person doesn't fancy the other one.

There is a new type of wallpaper which you can use to paper over woodchip. You find it with the anaglypta type wallpapers in most big DIY chains. I used it to paper over ordinary wallpaper and you could'nt see any bumps showing through from the paper underneath it. I normally prefer to strip...

So sorry Adam, it's a terrible time for you and your family. If you want to talk we will all be here to do our best to try to help you through.

How many more shopping days then?

Don't you mean "Tawny" or do you have a code id your dose?

If people only knew how stupid they looked mouthing oscenities which no-one can understand through closed car windows, then perhaps they wouldn't do it. And why do people think that when they are in a car the windows make them invisible to other road users so they can freely pick their noses...

Who is going to be brave enough to predict England v Sweden?

They scraped a win then. Just off to watch A WHOLE HOUR of Eastenders, so there are some benefits from this endless footy.

What, like syphilis for example?