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Yes, I do, and that happens quite a lot, but I'd rather they phone up and ask about stuff that's on the website than not phone up at all!

I was staying about 50 miles inland and was invited to an evening show at the Benidorm Palace. There were lots of pretty ladies on the stage wearing surprisingly few clothes. When I saw the town in daylight a few days later it looked a bit of a dump. Why not stay out of the town but take in a...

Blimey, that thread is so old that I was still involved. Personally I think that less moderation is preferable...you can argue against a bigot but you can't do much against a deleted post.

Can I quote you on that?

Oh My God, is there Anyone that girl didn't do it with?

Do they have any nice trousers? I need some new trousers...

Damn and blast...now where am I meant to get my viagra??

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The things they get upto in church nowadays...

Does such a creature exist? :D

Does work stuff count? I spent £8,500 on a saw. My brother-in-law just bought a cnc router for £134,000!!

What if the answer is no?

And a good thing too. Foul habit.

That's Cane Toads on Australia. They're quite big. I once was walking with bare feet across a campsite in the middle of the night and I trod on one. It exploded under my foot. Still makes me shudder.

They were overthrown in a violent coup when Mod 5 declared himself King of Diynot. Previous mods are being kept in a Dungeon in Milton Keynes with no internet access and bob dole as warder. Admin is a powerless figurehead who doesn't know that Mod 5 is putting poison in his cocoa.

That would probably be a good idea in any case. :D

Friends of ours have a hot tub and been in it a few times. Have a couple of drinks, dive in the tub, plastic wine glasses, turn up the bubbles and little twinkly underwater lights, call one of the kids to bring more drinks so you don't have to get out...it's great. Been in there watching...

Had me fooled, no spelling mistakes in the title!

I shouldn't think there's an issue there really. When I started taking my two sons they were both under 7 and if there was a queue for me to pay they would race down to the changing-rooms, get changed in the communal male bit and wait for me only because they weren't allowed in the pool...

That must be a joe-90 thing.