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Is nobody else worried?!

Castle college on Maid Marion way/Carlton road. Basford Hall college also run courses.

Toilet talk, I get it all the time from my 4 year old son! :D

How about a big fence? :wink:

My postman oftens pops a 'we tried to deliver but you were out' card through my letter box. Sometimes I'm at home but don't hear him knocking, I whip the door open and shout to him that I am in (stating the obivious) and I'd like my parcel that he just tried to deliver. He then starts to mumble...

Nobody's taking away my beef cappuccino after a good session with the wife :wink:

Goodmarriott and Hursthouse are always taking on + there's a few jobs in tonight's Post.

MK make a light switch extender (don't think that's the right term) made from white plastic but they look rather unsightly.

I wouldn't fancy digging that trench :wink:

mic·tu·rate –verb (used without object), -rat·ed, -rat·ing. to pass urine; urinate tem·pest A violent windstorm, frequently accompanied by rain, snow, or hail. ****ing in the wind? :D

I had a dodgey energy salesman come round once, he told me he'd been supplying one of my neighbours and had some energy left over and did I want it at a cut down rate? Needless to say I sent him packing! :wink: Seriously, it's worrying that people can still get away with this hardsell door...

I do that sometimes, especially after mushy peas :wink:

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Do you not know many woman? :wink: I sold my entire set of encyclopedias when I got married................

Dodgy electrics have been killing people for years and nothing was done, then an MP's daughter got fried...............

Doodar gets my vote.

Some panels in OMT (One Man Test) mode will go into fire if it detects activations in 2 different zones at the same time. Me and a work mate discovered this this when testing a large warehouse together. :D Check thses out for fire alarm test kits http://www.detectortesters.com/site/home/

The same people are keeping cars that run on tap water under wraps too! :wink:

Cheese, butter and chicken curry. The butter goes in first, then the cheese and the hot curry on last to melt the lot :D

A lot of ladies I know are rather keen on man fat......