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I drove past Retford prison last week when they were all on strike. All the prison officers were stood outside by the main gate, just milling around. Do you think they've had stopped an inmate if he'd popped over the wall and made a run for it? :wink:

Every Friday around 1am, although my wage slip is always ready by Wednesday moring. :D

What do DIYers have against earth sleeving?

I saw a camera van parked up on one of those 'Police patrol vehicles only' raised areas catching speeders on the M18 the other day :shock: :shock:

We have a blue badge due to our son's autisim. His legs work very well, especially when running towards moving traffic as he has no sense of danger whatsoever. I've only used the blue badge when he's with me (had a few arguements in Tescos carpark when we've pulled up in the van). I too hate...

Glass or girlfriend?

I passed a garage the other day that offered a free MOT with every major service.

Most of my jobs are either in pubs/shops or council properties. I get loads of coffees from the council jobs. Coffee/free stuff from the shops. f**k all from the pubs!

Not sure on the regs but mains with battery back up is the best bet.

Southbound at junction 19 it's only two lanes for a distance.

Was the filler nice and wet when you slapped it in?

Could you buy a 12v/cig lighter extension lead and plug it into that?

What have I told you about using my holiday pictures?! :wink:

Been out shopping today, lots of people out there think they must be front rain lights, not front fog lights.

Sorted. :D http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Products/BGLVLH.html

I've been there a few times :wink:

That's just wrong!

Anybody out there know where I can buy any 12 volt lamp holders off the shelf? I also need a number of the rings/clips that hold the lamp in the fitting. I need to repair a number of fiitings in a pub, as it stands it looks like I'll have to buy a load of cheap down lighters and strip the...

Break My Windows?