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Igor, have you ever used Novell Netware, used to have a fantastic facility for sending instant messages to other users on a network. Its a shame they don't adapt messenger to work 'off-line' and connect users on an internal network. Is Novell still used in the industry, or has it fallen by...

And give me a clue about the cypher for your sig!!! :twisted:

:?: I think we should all refer to you from now on as the riddler! You got me on that one! Truth is, I started to find the site becoming a little tiresome... So found a new home, I guess I have an addictive nature... :? Cos I now spend too much time there!!! If you want a clue, I can...

talking of amazing engineering... Anyone ever seen this: Linky (Large media file requiring real media) Just amazing! Hope you like! PS, anyone know how to download this file?

Hi chaps, long time no post! Heres another one for you, the rotary disc intake valve: Quite tunable!!!! Making me all nostalgic again! :P

I think that they should add bromide as one of the yummy ingredients to McDonalds. That should reduce teenage pregnancy by 92.8% at least! :D

Good reading this. I got fed up of waiting for the missus to explain the intricacies of puberty to our eldest daughter... So I did what I thought best, I took her to the pub! Which isn't actually as daft as it sounds, because it instantly made her feel important and more adult, which...

I'd have to see a picture of you first to ascertain what shape and style would be best suited to you... :P

:D Ever helpful!

Do you have to go up? Can you not go down under the floor? You could also cut a couple of holes in the ceiling and make good after? Say one above the CU and another near the awkward access hole above the void. You may need another if there is a noggin in the way of the run between the...

To be honest Pip, I couldn't believe what I was watching... I've got some questions... Why has all this work been contracted out? Surely if local councils ran their own traffic wardens then all of the revenue would go into the local pot, and not into the hands of private companies. (be...

Doh! Wrong button!

Apologies to the Mods if this is unacceptable? But just been sent this email and thought you chaps (and Julie) might like: Ok, type '*uckwit' into google and hit the I'm feeling lucky button... Obviously, it contains a rude word, so substitute the * as appropriate! :D PS. The...

Breath in... breath out... breath out... Oh shoot! Breath in... :D It's nice to see that people are using PPE now though, a few years ago you would feel quite the numpty wearing all this stuff, but thankfully the opposite is the case now. I've got a nice pair of safety specs that can be...

Dwaaaaaane Dibley! What the hell's wrong with my teeth! (Red Dwarf) :D

Also, don't forget to find where the little burger/s got in the first place! I've heard that they are quite the little Houdini and can gain entry in ways that you would have thought impossible!!! You wouldn't want a repeat performance! Sharp teeth, damage and disease, and as for the rats!!! :D

Have you ever noticed tho when using a combination of protective equipment, how uncomfortable/difficult it is to use. One example, goggles and dust mask, the goggles will steam up very quickly... making it virtually impossible to see clearly... :cry:

Errrr, or one of these: :D

So, did you tell the wife that the evidence was pointing towards rodents??? I think I'd prefer to tell my wife that we had ghosts!

There are somethings in life you should just keep to yourself Adam...