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Yeh right! S1ut! :D

I was under the impression that the wall of the rectum absorbs things easily, hence why strong painkillers etc are administerred in this manner? That strikes me as very one sided? I take it the reciever isn't left out completely? Well the only 'outie' I guess! :D

So why are so many parents willing to let their children have a sleep-over at his house? How is he befriending all of these children - aren't they normally vulnerable too?? I know if a superstar phoned me up and said, "hey would your children like to come over for a sleepover", I think that may...

Seeing as you don't have a woman to put you straight here :wink: IF YOU PUT THE BLOODY THINGS AWAY WHERE THEY SHOULD BE IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU'D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW!!!!!

If at all practicle, I would suggest that all of the 6 maisonette owners contribute to an electronic gate blocking access to the whole lot. This would protect the whole area and offer some protection to all of the vehicles parked there also. Would also suggest having it connected to the...

I can understand that you feel dissappointed that you cannot contribute, but I would not take this as a personal attack or indeed a slur on the male homosexual community. The fact is that they are trying very hard to prevent further infection and using data on lifestyles is an effective method...

Well, you lot are welcome to my lung when I've... Cough, cough, urghhh, finished with it! Unless... there is always ebay! :D

No wonder is it really...! :D

I've noticed that the forum has become quite political as of late and wanted to join in! Seeing as I know very little about politics, I wonder whether anyone has any views or data on this one. Since the privatisation of the services (which was sold to the public as providing better value to...

So are you cryogenically frozen for the six months between each batch of posts??? :D

:idea: Maybe I should invent a 21" 16x9 periscope for mounting in the loft space to display imagery into a bathroom! Shlould be able to knock 'em out for £60! :wink:

Maybe a cruel reference to your dancing abilities??? :D

I should imagine bananas would be quite happy in the warm area of Portugal! 8) :idea: (waiting) :wink:

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If a rabbit could mow the lawn as well, I really would have to pack my bags... :P

You should never mess with electrical equipment when wet, it may result in a nasty shock! :shock: :D

The trouble with technology is that it is inherently unreliable, the eject button doesn't seem to work at all... :roll:

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ABS is for girls! :lol: With the introduction of ABS, I bet she number of rear end shunts went up. Non-ABS fitted cars splatting up the bum of cars with ABS as the braking distance is inferior? Comments? Also, why do cars with options like ESP (Electronic Stability Program) (which is...

Saw a driving school car with the fogs on last night... If they can't get it right and are teaching others how to drive - what hope is there... :roll: One thing that always sticks in my mind (from my dad when I was just starting to drive) was - when it starts turning dark and you need...