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Lambrini:Lambourghini: Easy mistake to make, but both can be used to remove ladies undergarments... :mrgreen:

Oooooh, aren't we the posh food connoisseur! Unless you did a search and replace? Wild Red Salmon... Fish fingers Kenco Really Smooth... Mellow Birds Chicken Breasts... Spam Cabernet Sauvignon... Lambrini :D

Cheers for the kind words and general encouragement chaps! I have been sat on the other side of the table before and can honestly say I didn't enjoy that experience much either! It can be horrible trying to judge someones suitability for the job and whether they will fit in with an existing...

The sky TV is limited to using 230v shorepower and obviously remaining reasonably static (fixed dish). People don't tend to need to use radar whilst moored at the marina... :roll: :D I've still got the old scanner... Maybe I should make my own active ECM pod to jam police radar...

Cheers David, My problem is that I do not specialise in any particular field, so it is difficult for me. I do not wish to advertise as something I am not, up until recently it has not been a problem, but I am finding it harder to get new clients. I have many repeat clients, but not quite...

Cheers Breezer, I didn't use a stamp, I wrote 'By Hand' on the envelope - Which I guess can be taken one of two ways... Determined and able to use ones initiative... Or bloody desperate :oops: A little of both? :wink: As regards what I am looking for, well anything that catches my...

I've decided to look for full time employment as things haven't panned out quite as successfully as I'd hoped. I've spent all this weekend filling out an application form for a job and driven to Yeovil to hand deliver it cos I only recieved the pack on Friday and the closing date for...

Oi! Steady what ya saying there chap!!! "Tram-Lining" I think it's called Adam, torque steer is a good one too! Keeps you alert though! I've got both safety devices fitted! 8) Not as bad as my ex's mini with a bent trailing arm that used to "crab" at about 15 degs though!!! Quite fun...

:lol: I think this may be an urban myth though, I heard it was during canopy testing?

How would more laws and regulation help? If people used the existing system correctly then it would work perfectly, but they don't. But I suppose if there were penalties payable and a system was easily enforceable, it would act as a detterant and generate revenue... Ah, I see, I've...

It's like a 'Klingon', but they wear 'Ray Bands' instead of our earthling 'Ray Bans' :D I wonder if the admin team at DIYnot are regretting ever starting the 'General' forum... I hardly ever delve into the other sections anymore!!! :P Those glasses seem like a real good bargain...

I think that they used to paint the timbers with parrafin to treat wordworm aswell??? I wouldn't recommend this though! :roll:

The sad thing is, I can't remember the last time I went out for a drive, just for the sake of driving... I must be the oldest 36 year old on the planet :cry: Now, where did the dog put my slippers...

I came up behind a car the other week and wondered why he was braking as he was driving along, it was only when he did apply the brakes did I realise that the high level light was duel function and wired to the side lights :roll: and the brake lights because it became slightly brighter... If...

Dream...... :D

What's in your wallet? :D I was really shocked the first time I recieved a phishy email... Firstly cos, it was sent to my "janitor" email address (which wasn't listed anywhere at the time) "mildmannered" was listed on my website, but not the one being used... So I took the email to my...

Save yourself a few quid mate... Should have a couple of these kicking around! :shock:

If you thought you wasted your life on DIYnot..... then that ain't nuffin compared to what some have in there... :P

Well done the 'Sparks' All the Janitor family approve! Cute as you like. Have a virtual beer on me, at my local :D

They can afford to do this since they sacked Linda Bloody Barker! :D Currys, Dixons, Comet, PC World... all the same company