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    red heads

    No, not a bad smell. Just ...... anyway I can't really talk about it, too many raw nerves. She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe and met a sheep-shearer called Sandra from Dolgelleau. She found herself, her G-spot and her true sexuality. A very difficult period in my life -...
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    The Worst Way to Die

    :shock: That's just wrong on so many levels :lol:
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    The Worst Way to Die

    Put her on top and I probably wouldn't feel anything - apart from my piles poppin out shortly before my eyeballs. what was that someone said earlier about the car crusher and coming out in a small box shape?
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    The Worst Way to Die

    What's the skinny one on the right doing in there?
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    what depth is drylining

    Told you, always best to wait for the grown-ups.
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    Right mouse button

    Quite a lot as it happens, I right click on all my applications and then left click on "open", double-clicking just seems so crass and atypical of the new generation of idlers we seem to be encouraging. It's reminiscent of..... oh nevermind.
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    red heads

    Wouldn't touch Vicky Pollard with yours mate.. well actually I might, just to see the look on your face. The 1st Mrs H was a redhead.
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    what depth is drylining

    Your plumber is more right, 20-25mm board bonding, 12.5mm board 3-5mm skim is what I would expect. 5mm board adhesive? - not dabbed, it wouldn't hold. Maybe your plasterer is using a new technique I have'nt encountered. Praps best to wait for a grown-up to answer this one. :lol:
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    red heads

    Rusty roof = smelly garage. That's my experience.
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    An apology

    A well-endowed young man flashes two old dears in a park and runs off. One old dear has a stroke. The other wasn't quick enough......
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    Paper Planes

    103.216m 2 loops - GR 16678 8)
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    An apology

    I had no idea how boring I have been. I accept the criticism I have recently received, please accept an apology. I like this forum and would like to contribute more positively in future.
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    Liar

    ouch! :oops: truth hurts.
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    Liar

    bolo, funny how quickly you are offended by something as commonplace as unfounded accusations. :lol: The table has been turned slightly against you (using your own style) and it seems you're off in a huff. :shock: Nothing, it seemed, could have stopped your musings on my "false" identity...
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    Paper Planes

    9.038m Where's the emoticon for monkey spanking?
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    Liar

    So, all of a sudden you're changing tack bolo. You no longer seem to be fixated with the idea that I am Softus.... :!: How could that have happened? You now appear to be throwing out a smoke screen by using the apparent "absence" of Softus as a legitimate cause for not using the ignore...
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    Liar

    For the record, I agree with your first point - which doesn't really help with other people's elementary issue of confusion, so thanks for the help. :wink: On the second point, Wilde did say something of that nature (DIY Forum excepted), and I did say that I didn't have a problem being...
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    Liar

    Woah there a minute! That doesn't make any sense whatsoever! You wait for Softus to return, "read" a completely inoffensive and (under the circumsances) totally innocent post of his and then: 1) suggest the ignore button could have been his idea.. 2) EVEN if it wasn't, you are SURE he is...
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    Liar

    :lol: :lol: And don't I just know that there's no way Softus will help me out here, he's more than likely been LHBO for the last few days. It's not that I have a problem being mistaken for somebody else, I just don't like being suspected of being dishonest. It could be worse I suppose, I...
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    Liar

    For the last few days, for reasons best known to those responsible, I have been suspected of being you posting under a pseudonym. Meanwhile, you've been away doing your own thing, keeping a low profile, saying nowt and then turn up with a "WTF"? Don't ever do that again, and welcome back.
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