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No, not a bad smell. Just ...... anyway I can't really talk about it, too many raw nerves. She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe and met a sheep-shearer called Sandra from Dolgelleau. She found herself, her G-spot and her true sexuality. A very difficult period in my life -...

:shock: That's just wrong on so many levels :lol:

Put her on top and I probably wouldn't feel anything - apart from my piles poppin out shortly before my eyeballs. what was that someone said earlier about the car crusher and coming out in a small box shape?

What's the skinny one on the right doing in there?

Told you, always best to wait for the grown-ups.

Quite a lot as it happens, I right click on all my applications and then left click on "open", double-clicking just seems so crass and atypical of the new generation of idlers we seem to be encouraging. It's reminiscent of..... oh nevermind.

Wouldn't touch Vicky Pollard with yours mate.. well actually I might, just to see the look on your face. The 1st Mrs H was a redhead.

Your plumber is more right, 20-25mm board bonding, 12.5mm board 3-5mm skim is what I would expect. 5mm board adhesive? - not dabbed, it wouldn't hold. Maybe your plasterer is using a new technique I have'nt encountered. Praps best to wait for a grown-up to answer this one. :lol:

Rusty roof = smelly garage. That's my experience.

A well-endowed young man flashes two old dears in a park and runs off. One old dear has a stroke. The other wasn't quick enough......

103.216m 2 loops - GR 16678 8)

I had no idea how boring I have been. I accept the criticism I have recently received, please accept an apology. I like this forum and would like to contribute more positively in future.

ouch! :oops: truth hurts.

bolo, funny how quickly you are offended by something as commonplace as unfounded accusations. :lol: The table has been turned slightly against you (using your own style) and it seems you're off in a huff. :shock: Nothing, it seemed, could have stopped your musings on my "false" identity...

9.038m Where's the emoticon for monkey spanking?

So, all of a sudden you're changing tack bolo. You no longer seem to be fixated with the idea that I am Softus.... :!: How could that have happened? You now appear to be throwing out a smoke screen by using the apparent "absence" of Softus as a legitimate cause for not using the ignore...

For the record, I agree with your first point - which doesn't really help with other people's elementary issue of confusion, so thanks for the help. :wink: On the second point, Wilde did say something of that nature (DIY Forum excepted), and I did say that I didn't have a problem being...

Woah there a minute! That doesn't make any sense whatsoever! You wait for Softus to return, "read" a completely inoffensive and (under the circumsances) totally innocent post of his and then: 1) suggest the ignore button could have been his idea.. 2) EVEN if it wasn't, you are SURE he is...

:lol: :lol: And don't I just know that there's no way Softus will help me out here, he's more than likely been LHBO for the last few days. It's not that I have a problem being mistaken for somebody else, I just don't like being suspected of being dishonest. It could be worse I suppose, I...

For the last few days, for reasons best known to those responsible, I have been suspected of being you posting under a pseudonym. Meanwhile, you've been away doing your own thing, keeping a low profile, saying nowt and then turn up with a "WTF"? Don't ever do that again, and welcome back.