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:lol: :lol: pml :lol: :lol: He has a wife you know.....

working on it as a logical puzzle the answer is fairly straightforward. If you are telling the truth, then you are a liar. If you are telling a lie, then you are a liar. In any eventually you're..... "not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy!" :roll: I just can't help it...

PS - I lied about being Softus too - and neither is my wife. You reading this bolo? :lol: :lol:

Excellent! But I lied about the £1000. :oops:

Yep, you're dead right. "I'm Softus and so is my wife." :lol: Anyone spot the film reference - £1000 to first correct answer.

Sheesh :roll: , you're either convinced you're onto something that you quite honestly are not, or you're just winding me up. Reading between the lines I just think you're missing "you-know-who". :wink: If you refer to an earlier post of mine in this thread I state precisely who I am, I...

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Hi bolo, I'm sorry - probably being a bit dense here - but I don't understand that at all, but whatever you are suggesting, I am not Softus. Perhaps admin could help out here?

I wouldn't want to second guess who is using the button, or why they are doing so, with the exception of the honest few who (to be fair) have generously given their reasoning when they are not obliged to. As I have clearly said, my own view on it is that if there is a discussion to be had...

Yep, it's all perfectly clear now, ta. Hope Gcol already knows that or never has the need (refering to another thread) :wink:

As succint and incisively humorous as ever Tim, not to mention blisteringly accurate. :lol: :lol:

Comme si, comme ca - peut etre. :lol:

:shock: Strange, I wouldn't have thought that much friction could be produced on glass with it being so smooth, I have way in the past tried safety matches on all sorts of things (mostly as a youth trying to hide a smoking habit from parents :oops:) but if I recall correctly glass and the...

I have managed to strike safety matches on glass before now, so yes I can confirm that it's true....... but I have no idea why :oops:

Hi zim, this is a common occurrence with integrated dishwashers, you have to notch out the top of the plinth under the dishwasher, about 10-15mm down right across the space the dishwasher occupies.

:? :?: Err, then why would they be in the general discussion forum on the subject of using an "ignore" feature? Surely they wouldn't be so dense as to confuse this area of the site with all of the other quite specific and individually categorised DIY fora (made up word?) would they...

bolo, behave yourself. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi bolo, I don't have a low estimate of my own importance, I feel I'm equally as important as everybody else, but no more so :) No typo, I just recognise that I'm fortunate to be able to have an opinion and somewhere to publish it, I have no intention of forcing it onto anybody else, and...

Only you SHOUTING! :roll:

:lol: :lol: No, I can 100% categorically state that I am not Softus, I would never consider the need to post under another ID, and given my stance on the importance of individuality, that would be extremely hypocritical of me. If you consider me to be idealistic, I could respond to that by...