OK, here goes then.
20yr old Gloworm fuelsaver,
Open vented system,
Myson aerjec air seperator,
F&E tank in loft,
10 single rads with TRVs on 8mm microbore.
Grundfoss variable pump,
Danfoss programmable roomstat,
Horstman CH/HW control.
HW cylinder below boiler.
The noises only...