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    Flies

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    Wheres the DIYNOT Decorations ?

    Well, here's my contribution.................... :P
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    New indestructible mobile phone required - help!

    For a 'lo-tech' solution, perhaps you could keep the phone in a sealed poly bag when you are at work? I am not sure how well the speaker or mic would work though, but might be worth a try - a long as you don't mind being laughed at by your mates :P
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    Whats a spaky?

    http://dict.die.net/spaky/ Apparently its a hapman :P What's a hapman ? :shock:
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    Seasonal Caption Contest 2

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    Seasonal Caption Contest 1

    "Mummy, I can see Santa's sack" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Seasonal Caption Contest 1

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    First Santa story of this year

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    Caption Competition number 80?

    Michael Jackson gets a facelift !
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    Caption Contest 79

    Cliff auditions for the next Austin Power's movie - "Old Member"
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    Name that tune !

    Anyone know the name of the tune or artist used on a well-known, male deoderant advert? Its the ad where the bloke lifts his arms and a 'stream' of sweat pours out. The tune mainly consists of a guitar skank, a hammond organ, and a sax comes in near the end. It's quite a catchy tune :lol...
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    Enjoy

    America's first attempt at 'mid-motorway refuelling' doesn't go quite to plan.
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    Caption Contest 78

    'Village idiot' fooled again when overheard someone talking about the "good crack they had at the beach"
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    No point crying over spilt milk...

    Wish I had know that when I spilled milk on the carpet. Took me ages trying other methods :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Shake 'n' Vac worked on my capret spill. I'm not sure if it will be very practical to use on a seat though. I left it for about a week before vacuuming and it did the trick...
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    Caption Contest 78

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    Caption Contest 77

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    "Tomorrow's" Necessities?

    Within the past years certain things that would have been considered luxuries at one point have pretty much become 'necessities' in most UK households - e.g. telly, phone, cars, computers (almost), etc, etc Anyone think of what the 'next generation' of necessities might be? :)
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    Personal Health and Safety.

    Remind them to read the Health and Safety Act (1974) that should be displayed somewhere on their office wall, paying particular attention to several areas that they are not complying with :wink: Then at least you will have complied with one of your duties as an employee :) Oh, and might be...
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    mass exodus !

    Yeah, I tend to agree with this. I tried something as a bit of an experiment some years ago .............I let a bank account run with very little money in it. Suddenly I begin to get all of these letters arriving offering me a loan. Ok, I know that these come through the post anyway, but...
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    Personal Health and Safety.

    I totally agree. If they could promote 'movement' in an efficient way there would be MASSIVE savings on future health care. I am currently awaiting a reply from the Scottish Executive about this issue. One of the first things primary school pupils are taught is - "SIT STILL!!" We are not...
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