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Not quite the same ... I wanted a crack at Tiger but, from what I've heard, Tiger wants a woman's crack :lol: MW

I played him many years ago at our local British Legion club. He arrived with his own balls in a carrier bag, emptied them on the table, gave them a wipe and we were off. All the top club players had played a competition to get the chance to play him and I was one of the lucky ones ... Or...

Who the firk are you? MW

This place has all got a little boring since a few of the characters left ... Joe-90 on oil, immigration, driving in the right hand lane and Roma Gypsies Banallsheds on the death penalty And the Silly Old Fart Talking Utter ****e on pretty much everything. MW

Stones can also form in any of the saliva ducts ... Very painful as they move their way down the duct and eventually pop out under the tongue. They tend to be pear shaped and the size of a Hedex capsule ... VERY big compared to the size of the saliva duct :lol: MW

If they get reduced water rates as a result why not? Think like a politician ... One who has at least one house in London :lol: MW

Bottom line here is that, unless matey-boy doing the overtaking of the parked car happened to be stationary at the time the prat hit him, he was at fault if he had crossed the white line. At times like these you want to be driving a hire car or works leased van :twisted: MW

It's easy for them ... Simply go and live where everyone else is loaded and then nobody gives a toss ... Monaco (for example) with the loot safely deposited in Grand Cayman would do ... No UK Tax and a great climate to boot ... Everyone's a winner. Don't stay in the UK though ... Waste of...

I have a friend who's a cardiac surgeon, totally f***ing useless with anything technical but great with hearts and saving lives. It takes all sorts to make a World and we can't all be good at everything. The real skill is to make a name at being f***ing useless at everything ... Tony Blair...

Its the potential that water on the moon offers ... If it means we can colonise it at some point then we could turn it into a f*** off great penal colony ... Dirt cheap as there's no need for guards, just dump the retrobates in the water and fly home. Course it would be cheaper simply to hang...

Despite SOFTUS's unique posting style he made this forum a far more interesting place than it is now ... Yawn. If you want to attract BAS's attention just start a thread about capital punishment and watch the sanctimonious old fart start ranting his vile nonsense :lol: MW

Oh how true this is :wink: MW

He wishes :lol: What can I say ... I'm a legend in my own underpants! MW

Good job there's not much oil left then ... No more oil ... No more terrorism hey Joe :lol: Wind farm terror? MW

Well I'm guessing here Joe that, in order to hijack the plane, the bomber will need to show their hand at some point :? You're confusing suicide bombing with hijacking methinks :lol: MW

All the passengers would have died instantly with all their internal organs turning to mush on impact ... I doubt they would have known much about it. Not a bad programme I thought ... Certainly brings a whole new dimension to airliner hijack nowadays ... As soon as the chap stands up and...

Me too sometimes ... Depends on the type of book and who's doing the reading. MW

I don't often find myself in agreement with Josef but I too have no desire to spend a decade as a care home inmate, pi55ing my pants and praying to die in my sleep. We should have the right to end our lives as and when we choose ... With the right safeguards of course. The law as it...

Who was the waste of good breathing air who did the kicking then? MW

I love the bullseye and 25 but absolutely HATE double 3 ... I never throw for it preferring 2 double 2 instead. I should have worked at hitting it rather than letting it become a psychological barrier but I generally hit the 2's or 1's and so I've never bothered :lol: MW