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Can we assume then that, actually, you're pretty shoite at sports? MW

Highest break in snooker was 101 though somewhat of a freak as my highest consistent level of break was in the 60's Highest checkout in darts = 170 Prefer playing snooker but I'm much better at darts ... Ain't life a bi.t.ch :lol: MW

Buy a house near the sea as the falling damp will keep it down :lol: MW

Hmmmnnnnn ... Well insured was she? :lol: MW

You'd have a hard job persuading a jury that he was terrorising your family if you shot him in the back whilst he was running away ... Get the tw@t to turn around and blast him in the chest. Don't forget ... Shoot to kill ... You don't want the maimed little ar@ewipe sat in his wheelchair in...

Drugs should NEVER be used past their sell by date, particularly liquids, as many become dangerous when their composites separate over time. NEVER give it to cats as some pratt earlier has suggested ... Shake the bottle thoroughly and give it to the wife :lol: MW

Don't be daft ... He's in the "involuantary euthanasia" bracket already :lol: Incidentally, there's no reason to wear sterile gloves when taking blood ... There's no medical reason to wash your hands before or after either. MW

Necessity is the mother of invention ... Until we need to do something we often never do it :wink: Life will find a way, new technologies will be discovered/developed and humankind will evolve. And as for Joe's "laws of science" nonsense ... Our current physical "laws" were established...

I doubt anything will save you Joe ... You're a lost cause :lol: MW

I'll bet the horse riders thought the new fangled internal combustion engine would never work and replace the horse either. At the moment yes but fission is already here and works. More accurately ... No-one has ever found a replacement for oil as oil is free energy ... YET! Doom ...

Errrmmm ... Not quite true as always. In my lifetime we will see a move towards electric based travel with the electricity being readily and plentifully supplied first by fission and then by fusion reactors. You read it here first. :lol: The loss of oil will be a temporary blip in the...

Presumably in the strictly non-sexual sense? MW

Should send the sparks to work for Al-Qaeda and save the troops a job :lol: MW

First rule in any emergency situation ... Don't become a casualty yourself. Having said that, I think the emergency service staff involved in this incident should all look for other (safer) careers ... A total f***ing disgrace though I fully support the work our emergency services usually do...

Nope ... Horse drawn carriages :lol: MW

Because vertigo has little effect when you're standing on the pavement but can be quite debilitating up high :lol: I suffer from a fear of heights and one of the manifestations is an overwhelming desire to leap off (as I'm sure a few on here would encourage :lol: ). I've learned to...

Presumably because every house is now home to at least 3 Roma Gypsy families? :lol: The trouble with all the Government tax related schemes is that an even bigger divide is created between the rich and the poor. I would use my car irrespective of how much it cost because it suits me and...

In answer to the original question ... Couldn't do it ... Nope ... Not even if my life depended on it! That Alain fella isn't clever though he's just a mad tw@t ... Fred did it for a living not to be clever. I loved the old Dibnah series ... A real pleasure to watch ... "It's goin ... The...

I just realised that Holmslaw had this posted in the Whitespirit thread and then deleted it to start this one ... Not sure why FFS but it at least explains my confusion ... I thought senility had set in :lol: MW

Have I missed something here or has a whole load of posts just vanished? MW