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    Manufacturers' claims - patently untrue

    Minor correction if I may be so bold. Tis illegal to sell creosote. Tis illegal to use creosote. Tis illegal to dump creosote down drains etc. Tis not illegal to posess creosote??? Tis not illegal to drink creosote, so carry on Secure. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    new position

    Dittoed. All the best.
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    Manufacturers' claims - patently untrue

    "Smear free formula" on glass cleaners. Yeah right. :shock:
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    Is replacing a Bath with a Shower a good idea?

    I took the bath out and put good shower in. I was slightly hestitant on the resale effect but I did it in such a way that putting the bath back would be a simple job. I've not regretted it in the three years I've had it though, as one person mentioned, I do sometimes miss a good soak in the...
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    life begins @ 40

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    Get Outside! It's Sunny!!

    Great idea but, what to do with the tin of paint sans lid? :lol:
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    The song that defines you

    Bob Dylan 'It aint me babe' :(
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    Get Outside! It's Sunny!!

    You're not allowed to mention d*y stuff today, we is relaxin in the sun. :lol: (Well except for Masona that is) PS Anyone know where you can get Factor Slaphead sun creme? :oops:
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    Toaster, 2 or 4 slices

    Never mind eh? Anyway, who wants a cat with cold toast tied to its back? :lol:
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    Toaster, 2 or 4 slices

    Now I'm confused. Masona ate two slices so are we now talking a worktop bending six slice whopper? :?
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    Toaster, 2 or 4 slices

    Who dingbat? Or the ex-crisp? :lol:
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    Riddle

    Grief it must be time for my forty winks. I had to 'sing' it several times before the penny dropped. :?
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    Riddle

    Yes, but I cheated so it don't count. Interesting though. :?
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    Hoover up old loft insulation…

    HSS most certainly do big vacs so I'm suprised they said they couldn't. You didn't tell them what you wanted it for per chance? If so I can see why they said they ain't got one. You might be interested in this which is cheap but powerful.
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    Muffins

    Damn considerate of you ol' chap but, come closer as I need to whisper... 'a lot of us maconians use win(spit)media player these days - the apple offering is pants now and refuses to play damn near anything' Grrrrrrrrrrr" Now I know I can rely on you to keep that stum, can't I? :lol:
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    Extended Guarantee

    Yes but, can I get a loan to buy it? :lol: :lol:
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    Boy's name.

    How about Hall? Abbot Hall... geddit? OK OK I'm fetching me coat. :lol:
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    plasterboard

    It was a case of biting off more than I could chew and I was being paid for it, which made it even worse. None of us like to look like plonkers, even if we are for taking on something a bit beyond us. I can do walls to a reasonable standard so I thought I'd 'have a go' :oops: Any how I did...
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    plasterboard

    My one (and only) attempt at doing a ceiling was a bit of a disaster. I got it to stick OK but left it too long before smoothing it; the fact it was midsummer and 80 degrees didn't help. Anyone know what it's like to sand down an entire ceiling? I do. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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    shopping

    Ahh good old Huge Fernsanwhitenedstools. Used to enjoy his progs but don't get to see them anymore. :(
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