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I've not seen many shop assistants wearing suits, though it would be an improvement if Aldi opted for this attire. I love snobbery.

Especially to you SP, you deserve a bit of luck and better health. Maybe we'll meet soon, afterall we're almost neighbours. Take care

:D You don't half talk gobble gobble dygook :LOL:

He must have avoided visiting the doctor for a while, dying only two days after being diagnosed with cancer. A lesson for us all, I think.

Friend of mine keeps a boat in Quintana, Texas. Following hurricane katrina his boat(35footer)was found in a garden a quarter of a mile inland.

C'mon, I heard he was your grandfather.

That is attributed to one of Jock's relatives. JockScott of the Antarctic

I hope it is a happy new year cos this one has been rather sheitski. All the best to all, yes I mean all(ish)

Hands and knees usually.

Not the combo but we do have an Astravan, great fuel economy(60+ mpg) and handles like a car. Great little van. It's a race every morning to get it first, ahead of the Vito's.

Isn't that a Vauxhall?

I still do the lottery, 2 unlucky dips each draw. Only ever won once @ £97

No, a girlieboy :D:D

I wear silky smooth stockings, always the left first.

The water would run over the side of the gutter before it could rise above it. If the rainwater was not flowing to an outlet it would still retain some of water. Your gutters look empty(ish) Where is the ingress in relation to the gutter? Flat roofs can leak well away from the point of ingress...

:DIt's ok for you, Southampton is almost tropical compared to the North.

And others? Hmm, you do seem rather grumpy today so I'll leave you to it.

So you are complaining about him bringing religious bs to a thread that had nothing to do with religion by bringing it to the attention of people who were discussing food and generally being lighthearted? Nice one.

Frank is here. Another scarey name for a storm. Now there's Frank Lampard, Frank Sidebottom and a few others, none of them scarey, OK Frank Enstein is possibly the exception but come on, Frank? Where's the imagination when naming these storms?

I was on lager shandy, think I overdid the lemonade.