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off the subject scum bag but i thought you were retiring from the forum ?????

would you like me to rub in some more factor 25 love? or shall i pop to the bar for another san migel! :D

ever thought of an electric fence? :twisted: sorry :cry: i couldnt resist on a more serious note my cat loving better half kept our moggy in for 2 weeks and walked her frequently with a cat harness very early hours of the morning and very late at night (for obvious reasons). I...

:oops: alright fellas so it was a stupid idea when your not in the know , you dont know until you ask ....right!

Now that i have your attention you bomb squad wannabees :D my house has an overhead supply I want to run electric into the garage and dont want to come through the house (there doesnt seem to be any room for another MCB). Is it a possibility or is my brother talking out of his...

Did you know a single pickled egg has just been sold on ebay for £40 it was bought by a welsh pub landlady who wanted it as she thought it looked lonely???? when it came to eating it she couldnt so she re-sold it for £16 on ebay to a rival Landlady all the monies payed for the egg where donated...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I NEVER KNEW I COULD DESPISE A PERSON WHO ID NEVER MET JUST BY THE WAY THEY CAME ACROSS ON THE INTERNET. WHOS MORALS , ETHICS AND IDEAS NEARLY SUBJECTED ME TO TEARS GOODBYE BOB YOU WONT BE MISSED NOW YOU'LL EVEN...

I dont watch much TV but when I do its Corrie.... Wouldnt it be lovely to actually live in a community like that where all social classes enjoy each others company in the rovers and everyone celerbrates anyones good fortune! but then again on the downside........Alzheimers in corrie world...

to drill through the lintel (although Ive never done it myself :D ) you would obviously need to change drill bits from your initial masonary bit to one best suited for drilling steel. when drilling the Lintel turn down the speed on your drill , otherwise you will just blunt it very...

I agree with Richard , I can never understand what the little twerp is saying either...as for Jules I can understand what she sees in him ....I mean she'll never put on an ounce with all that crap he throws together! :lol:

B.O.B who are you to whine on about whats right and wrong......you are already are bringing this country to its knees ......you and all those scrubbing dole spongers :x ....but I am glad to see by the state of your english that you are taking my advice and drinking yourself to a slow death...

My wife has just had our first child! I bought her a load of magazines when she was in hospital recovering womens own , bella, etc etc . when I visiited the next day she announced that she was going to be "hormonal" for the next 6 weeks and i would have to put up with her constant demands...

Now a reply from a welsh Golfer!!!! :D for the novice you must try Lakeside golf course its on the outskirts of porthcawl. Its a real fun course ideal for a novice group. another novice "fun course" is Blackpill it runs parallel with the swansea coast and there are lots of really nice...

My Misses friend freaks us out quite often with her "sixth sense" . Its quite scarey :? When we moved in to our home , on her first visit straight away she said she thought she could sense a presence! she predicted and old lady who was welcoming us to her house and pointed to the corner...

nice one Gary I actually printed that off and stuck it on the bulletin board in work ......and ran away! As im afraid HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE cost me my last job and BULLS**T AND A*SS KISSING is going to keep me in this one! your post is oh so true :wink:

Back in my single days me and a mate had a night out on the tiles and picked up these two birds.....usual story....mines ok dont like the look of yours much....so he ended up with the "not so attractive one". We had a very good night, but their not the type of girls you take home to meet yor...

as long as you seal it with lead free paint! :D

well he didnt say what type of worktops did he!!! Ive seen 3 mtr worktops in Selco for £19 quid a pop. and for a chippy to route a 90 degree join with a jig ....£40 quid sounds about right ......it would only take 30 mins.

this just sums it all up......... I used to work in a comprehensive school and was unfortunate enough to also be living within the catchment area. One night I went local with my mates for one of the lads 30th and ended up drinking way too much, hence I made a right tit of myself. I wont go...

of course i know what the boiler is guys! :roll: I was using the bad terminology as humour :( what are the basic troubleshooting checks ?