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I had a similar time years ago with a nurse - she was insatiable. She was older than me too. I was a lot lighter than I am now though!

I recommend avoiding the place. It's full of drunk brats fighting and spewing (male & female - oh, and some that were indistinguishable!) there are better places just out of Magaluf.

£1996 in 1996! Just after my birthday - haven't won since!

Late 64. Just old enough to get ripped off by decimalisation!

Maybe the answer is "Education, education, education"!

Old Colonel type gent is disturbed by a knock at the front door, he answers it to find a young chap standing there. "Sorry to disturb you sir but I'm a student and my subject is 'sex and the older person'. I am trying to get material for my thesis so do you mind if I ask when was the last...

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I've never heard anything like it, never had a problem getting adjacent seats except when we there are a load of us (blokes) but I think that might be airline policy to dilute the group.

At last! Someone who remembers Aztec bars. Couldn't get enough of them. Love Old Jamaica too. Also Golen Cup - is that still around?

Having no current MOT does not invalidate insurance.

If the child is at risk then contact the doctor. Better to risk some embarrassment than a child's welfare.

The plot was so convoluted it might as well been in Double-Dutch!

I never noticed any effect from the strike - wouldn't have known anything about it except for the news coverage. The company I work for has closed its final salary scheme to new joiners (did this about four years ago) and has raised the company retirement age to 65 from 60. Did we go on strike -...

On the continent cars display insurance and registration in the windscreen, I am surprised that EU legislation has not yet brought the UK in line with this. On a slight aside, there are moves afoot to standardise the driving licence for Europe - so no more points free speeding across the...

OK I have the answer: =VLOOKUP(A10,INDIRECT("'C:\Documents\Analysis\["&A1&".xls]Worksheet'!A$1:H$31"),5,FALSE) Thanks all for the help.

"Put this in your Palmolive." "Not on your Lifebuoy!"

I don't think the libel case was brought because someone simply said some hurtful things rather that the statements were not only false but extremely damaging. It's one thing telling someone they are a chump because you don't like their argument, it's quite another to say they are a...

I agree that people should be allowed to die if they wish and that someone could provide help without fear of prosecution, however, there is always the danger that a murder could be committed on the pretext of 'assisted suicide'. I think this is a major reason why it is not possible at this...

Can't believe the quote from the head of Oxford's planning - he approves just about anything whether it is wanted or not.

I was merely returning the compliment except I did not cause her to decelerate 30mph in a matter of feet but as a member of the IAM I shouldn't have done it.