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gottobuymywifeapresent gottobuymywifeapresent gottobuymywifeapresent oh my god I only ever have one thing to do at christmas and I always leave it to the last possible minute.

With a black marker pen and a ruler it's quite a simple job to create columns which will stay put while you scroll through the rest of the columns.

Start with the edges.

exactly 3 feet in a yard.

Yes but it would have only been 31 without this one. :D

Hope you don't sell flooring by the yard if you think a yard is over 3 feet! :wink: What about the older measurements, eg. cubits, nails, spans, rods, chains etc. Furlongs are still used but I'm not sure about els and ens, I think one is for paper and one is for cloth but I'm sure a...

Look after it.

Didn't think self-employed people could afford to be ill? :(

Thoughts are allowed in any case. You should not judge someone by what he thinks but by what he does.

Ahh, now I know why we have so many women mp's, judges, chief inspectors and why women are paid so much more than men for doing the same job.

????? Visit Rotherham for a night out?

Why, do you want to see my Eric Morcambe impression? :)

Think yourself lucky, I have to pay corporation tax before I even think about income tax. :cry: :cry:

:D :D And whether it's dark or not.

I am too bloody concientious and always used to go in if I felt bad. I have had some really miserable days at work in the past by going in with a hangover. Stupid really.

Ruby Tuesday.

I use this one on my kids when they are whinging - "talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listenin" and they hate it because they originally bought it into the house. If they persist they get "talk to the elbow 'cause the hand's totally bored."

Other forums, what other forums? Are they as entertaining as this one?

I quite like visiting London but I am always glad to leave. The last time I was there I had an all day tube pass and tried to give it away in the afternoon to someone who was about to put money in the ticket machine, she looked at me like I was a potential rapist. I tried to give it to someone...