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Most of it is already uninhabited.

That's exactly what I thought at first, but then it ocurred to me that if it became a health and safety issue (and I'm sure most employers could make a good case for this), then the law would lean on the side of the employer.

That sounds like you want to kill people to save money.

Don't know about that, you'd have to pay me more than 1/2 mil to go away for a year, I'd be interested to know what price the others would put on their freedom.

How about a hammer with an anti-thumb-hitting device? Self-sharpening chisel? Wood that doesn't shrink? Glue that doesn't get on your fingers? Clamps that are always the right length? Self-levelling shelves? Plenty more where they came from. :lol:

A Mongolian troll, distinguishable by their thick fur and liking for vodka.

Bet I know where you're not going on holiday Adam. :lol: :lol:

Cue Gary Glitter.

Thanks for that, I thought moz had been to see 'Lord of the Rings'!

Kendor do you think your food is untouched by human hand, do you think your plate has been taken out of the dishwasher by someone wearing gloves? do you think your salad has been prepared by someone wearing gloves? do you think the garnish has been arranged on your plate by someone wearing...

I'm sure that one of the problems is underfunding. I reckon the police just don't have the resources to chase up every complaint.

Bit extreme for estate agents isn't it?

Personally I think a vinyl would probably go over varnish, but the best thing to do would be to test a small area to see if there is any reaction. If not, give a light sand all over, wipe with meths and paint without any basecoat.

I hope that Lavers in M/C is better than in Sheffield or Chesterfield. I found them to be very expensive and hopelessly inefficient. When we stopped using them a few years back I had David Laver on the phone telling me everything would change if I gave them another go, so I gave them another go...

I know someone who says he won't go in a particular corner shop because it's owned by pakis. I know someone who says he doesn't like working with paddys because they're thick and lazy. I know someone who wouldn't let his daughter see a Jamaican because he thinks they're all druggies and he...

Do you know what, you have got me so worried that I am some kind of a pinko deviant that I am going to do the test again. I can't believe that I have the lowest numbers.

We have large workbenches with 18mm mdf tops on a 4" x 2" frame (8' x 4' in size) and they are very solid. They have been wet and damp and they have lasted years. What is important is the framework, which needs to be solid. One advantage with this method is that when the top gets too knackered...

I know, I know, I was taking the p**s, although imho smoking condor pipe tobacco would be marginally worse than smoking the feathered variety.

Yes, you made a c**p pun, please don't do it again or I will set joe 90 loose on your ankles.

:idea: :idea: My youngest son (aged 9) believes he also has a seperate compartment in his stomach. No matter if the main compartment is full to bursting, there is always some room left in the 'pudding compartment'! Now I know where he gets it from.