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    Immigrants/Racism

    Got news for you, it was Hamlet (happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.) A condor is a large bird, I don't think you can smoke them. :)
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    Politics

    But I'm also a pretty reasonable guy and I'm nowhere near the middle! :D
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    Immigrants/Racism

    Racism is prejudice or discrimination based on race. Why did you think I don't know what it is? I can say it's not rare because there are a lot of racist people. Bigotry is intolerance of other social groups or religions. I would guess that you yourself are a bit of a bigot, you seem to look...
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    Immigrants/Racism

    Change it to bigotism then and you could make it 30 million. :) Not round here it's not.
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    Can I Have Kippers For Breakfast, Mummy Dear, Mummy Dear?

    Why, how would he have put it? to music? :)
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    How good are you at drinking?

    You might still feel quite clever if you're a brain surgeon though, or the president of MENSA, or an astrophysicist.
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    Politics

    They fell off the edge of the page, I could just about see them from where I was! :)
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    Wimmin

    :) :) I only work about 30 hrs now, she works one or two mornings and I'm her boss 8) . The kids stopped wearing nappies and are usually slouched in front of a computer screen or out playing footie when I get in. Wouldn't want to have tea in the pub, my wife is an experienced chef, but she...
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    Can I Have Kippers For Breakfast, Mummy Dear, Mummy Dear?

    Funnily enough I used to crew on a sailing boat round there, single hull though. I don't remember Acker Bilk though, usually the skipper yelling at me to get off my a**e and clean the deck or something.
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    Trend Router Bits

    The only other thing I can think of is sabotage, have you seen any suspicious-looking characters with hacksaws lurking around?
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    Wimmin

    Before I set up my own business a few years ago I was working all day and my wife worked most evenings. It's not much fun getting home at 7pm on a cold dark night to be met by your wife waiting for you on the doorstep because she's late for work, who hands you a small child who she informs you...
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    Middle-aged Man Disease

    My wife went to Oxford Poly (as she calls it) but I keep asking her that with a degree from Oxford how come she's not as clever as me. (I ususally don't stand too close though.) :)
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    Politics

    -7.4 -5.5
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    Wimmin

    Quite true, although they sometimes need reminding of the logic behind this, bless them.
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    Has anyone ever designed and built their own shed ??

    The softwood that is generally used in framing and cladding comes from sustainable sources in Northern Europe. European and North American hardwoods (oak, ash, maple, beech etc) are also harvested from sustainable plantations although they are much slower-growing. Tropical hardwoods such as...
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    Land Sale scam

    I was approached very recently by a company called Rubicon which does the same thing. I told them they could send me a brochure, but then they phoned back the next week and they said " bad news, I'm afraid, the plots near Cambridge have all gone." "Doesn't bother me" I said, "I wasn't planning...
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    TOP 10 JOB WEB SITES

    :D https://vault1.secured-url.com/Secure_in1/ANLA/brochure.html http://www.vso.org.uk/volunteering/index_standard.asp http://www.thesurgeonslink.com/Welcome.htm :D
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    Trend Router Bits

    were the cutters sharp?
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    Has anyone ever designed and built their own shed ??

    if you can't see what is wrong with using brown PVCu cladding for a garden shed then you are clearly not a 'shed' person.
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    This is why

    He saw you in the shower room with that big knife.
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