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    Fairy Bottle

    I think I remember an advert where a young lad was watching his Mum do the dishes and waiting for the Fairy liquid bottle to finish so he could make a space rocket or something. When the bottle was finished, the lad was disappointed because it was a new style bottle. Was this a real advert...
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    Put yourself off

    What do you do to, you know, "put yourself off"? Think of all the FA cup winners? Your Nan on the loo? Well...?
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    behind you!

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/scubashark.asp
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    Learning to drive

    Like a lot of people, I learnt to drive when I was 17. I learnt in and around Wolverhampton. When I passed, people said "Now you can go out and really learn to drive". After driving in and around Sheffield for a couple of years I knew what they meant. Then I went to live in Lisbon, Portugal...
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    Dog Face

    Huh?
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    Dog Face

    Nope, you're all wrong. It's the CockMaster VL2.
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    Fone Jacker

    You have won a CPM.
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    Dog Face

    What's the best invention ever?
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    Digestive biscuits

    OK why don't you try something else fishy and less salty; a different amine. Tuna juice? An obscure fish sauce from a specialist chinese supermarket? Yes you are right, horseradish does go with fish.
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    Fone Jacker

    Fireplace. Talk to me.
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    Digestive biscuits

    Well, how about a food with an amine compound in?
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    So this is Sharia law?

    They crossed the line in the (Arabian) sand. You like that saying. As you are the original poster, why don't you offer your opinion on what you have posted?
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    32mm sink waste pipe: a journey through several joists.....

    Depending on what you've got/what you want underneath, could you go through the ceiling and route it so it is going along the top of your ceiling, then boxing it in and plastering it and fitting some downlights in it or something like that?
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    A slight mix up?

    A woman goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I've missed my period, I think I am pregant." The Doctor says "OK, have you had a check up?". "No," the woman says, "he was Polish".
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    Digestive biscuits

    :x What are you trying to replicate the taste of?
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    Digestive biscuits

    (bump) If so, I have a suggestion.
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    Central Heating Pump

    So should the radiator part have a 2 port zone valve too?
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