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Kick off with them. I once returned a faulty mobile phone after a week. They wanted to send it away for repair. " What am I supposed to do without a phone?" says I, (I was self employed at the time). Stood my ground and got a new replacement phone. I have local Trading Standards on my phone, I...

I think you sound like a bit of a whingeing, argumentative, obnoxious piece of work. That's just my opinion. If you're not prepared to take it, don't dish it out. I've had sixteen weeks out of work so far this year. I don't qualify for any benefits but I still have to put up with their...

My thoughts are with the owner of the van also. It takes ages to buff scum out of your bumper.

That saved me a bit of typing.

Branded, man with the broken sword. F Troop. Paladin Rifleman

minors.....schminors. It was a crappy throwaway joke, chucked into a forum late at night. Didn't think I was auditioning for a French & Saunders script writing position.

Ad imagine they'd think yer were a bit strange even withoot the dog. :lol:

No thanks, but on the subject of Mr. Glitter, he has apparently been spotted in Chile. The prospect of thirty trapped miners proved irresistible to him.

Adolf attacked these numpties about 69 years too soon.

Nooooo! Had to stop drinking the stuff. It made me do strange things.

More from 2004....... http://www.fao.org/newsroom/en/news/2004/index.html

HAR HAR DE HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I Grumpy?.......cos Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy and Dopey are tw**s

Must.......resist.......the........urge........to........quip.............

I thought that the brown bin was for cats.

In a pub in Penrith, this was on the jukebox....... Belated apologies to the locals cos I played this and the "B" side over and over again.

http://www.sinistermods.net/images/Sinister_Mods.JPG

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303667/End-road-clampers-Cowboys-prey-millions-parking-private-land-outlawed-victory-Mail.html

That's even worse than visiting a dead forum.

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