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I'm delighted he was sacked. The last people I want to see out on UK streets are Nazis in uniforms. I do wonder though, given his political leanings, how he got through the intelligence tests to join the force in the first place. But look on the bright side, hey? I hear McDonalds are still...

Same thing. If you can open .pdf documents, then you are sorted. I guess your anti-virus might have been whining at you to update for security reasons - later versions of adobe are apparently safer.

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Not because of any pro-black bias, that's for sure. He's a black President because according to the US, just one drop of 'black blood' makes you a black man. I'm surprised you don't know that - you seem to have made a study of racism. Look it up... Right on the money, IMO

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You might not see them very much, unless George Bush and Tony Blair count, but their handiwork is pretty evident all across the Middle-East... I think the problem might be that it's hard to work out what colour their skin is, when they are doing 600 mph at 20,000 feet and dropping white...

There's gotta be some sort of joke there, if the favoured alternative career for electricians turns out to be acting.... :lol: I had no idea David Jason had started out as an electrician...

I've never noticed this. And to be honest, I really couldn't give a damn. Hopefully, you are going to be just as unhappy that women are under-represented on television, and old people, and electricians. I can't remember the last time I saw an electrician on the TV, but they make up a...

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If you have the original installation discs for Word and Outlook, you could try a repair install for each. Or you could try changing email/word processing programs. I use Thunderbird for email, with Open Office for word processing - both are free.

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We had some plumbers visit our home and used a circular saw to split the tongues before lifting some floor boards. Result: Nasty gaps between the boards when they were put back. An electrician who came a few weeks later used a Stanley knife to cut along the tongues, then pried the boards up...

[/i] source I know its not really funny, and I shouldn't laugh, but there it is. I'm also thinking I am in the wrong job. I'd be delighted to be paid 'several thousand pounds' to slap some white paint over the pink...

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