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    An easy quiz...or maybe not

    Canaries named after dogs (canines)
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    A very hard riddle (i hope)

    9 mins fast?
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    brain teaser

    Thanks Noodlz, I've got 'em all sussed now
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    brain teaser

    Harrison Ford film I still need 9, 11 and 17 --- any clues?
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    Help, please!!

    http://www.news24.com/News24/Sport/Soccer/0,6119,2-9-840_2008314,00.html Try this
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    Jewellery on men

    So long as you can honestly answer No if asked Have ye got the time on yer cock?
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    Stopping smoking

    I already did some years ago. :) And I read that, too. It worked for a friend but not for me. :(
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    any help with MS access

    You can make a calculated query using your existing table containing Total 1 and Total 2 Enter the following in an empty field Total income:[Total 1]+[Total 2] Next field enter VAT:[Total income]*.85 Run the query Any errors are probably due to differences in field names which must be typed...
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    Stopping smoking

    Oddly this doesn't work for everybody. Someone I knew very well was orphaned by the time he left school; his father's death from lung cancer and mother's from heart attack. Twenty years later he had his first heart attack and gave up smoking - for a while. He was heavily into cigars when he...
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    Stopping smoking

    Not as I recall but said BF did subsequently move to the good ole US of A. Wonder who he hangs out with these days, mmmm
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    Stopping smoking

    Pardon me, my age is showing. We experienced rather more resin than bush and knocking up a J in public places was one thing; passing a bong was pushing your luck. Why do I now feel I should end with 'and we could go to pictures, get fish and chips, buy a pint and still have 2d left' :roll:
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    New Special K advert

    fur muncher (noun,fem) Person suffering from eating disorder characterised by morbid interest in pie. See also muffin diver
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    Stopping smoking

    Did you not notice a sizeable increase in your weed usage then? When I tried that route I was permanently stoned. Similarly when I tried the 'I'll only smoke when I'm drinking' I was heading towards alcoholism. BTW do you still buy your own baccy for the spliffs? Anyway, I haven't...
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    Stopping smoking

    Well done for having such honest mates. I thought about mine and reckoned only one would have admitted falling off the wagon. Maybe I've really got my cynical head on. And you managed without criminal conviction, major bloodshed, divorce, etc?
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    Stopping smoking

    Thanks for the sentiment but NOBODY enjoys my company at the moment. Being smeared in honey and staked on an anthill is preferable to being in my presence.
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    Stopping smoking

    I've bitten the bullet and vowed off the evil weed but I'm going mental already. I know it CAN be done it just feels so hard. Everything in my life involved fags. Phone calls, computer, driving - all performed fag in hand. If it wasn't possible to smoke during the event I chained to get...
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    white trash

    If the cap fits .................. You don't get pregnant :lol:
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    white trash

    No - merely a bigot
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    Photoshop Caption Contest No.3A

    Keep abreast of kerb crawlers with the gutter press
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    Can anyone think of a downside to this.....?

    Some bloke wants Steve's wife to think he's having an affair?
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