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Downstairs shaving????????????????? Believe me Johnny_t there is no way on this earth that I would put a razor anywhere near my 'downstairs bits' :shock: There are other methods of hair removal you know :D Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Why are you disturbed, crafty? It's true - trust me! I don't know any German woman who shaves her legs or her pits :? Oh now come on Toffee, what do you think? There is no way I would leave the house with hairy legs :shock: . Even in the darkest Winter months I have to use my Mach 3...

Yep me too :lol: I bite the top off and then use my fingers to scoop out the fondant. I then put the empty shell on my tongue and suck it until it shrinks! Hubby says I am disgusting and teach the kids bad habits - do I look like I care????? I also bite all the chocolate off a jaffa...

They do wear bras but don't shave anything! That means extremely hairy legs shown off in mini skirts .... Oh yeah, and no brazillians!!!!!!

OMG I must be inbred! I only have one webbed toe :shock:

Tight fisted bitch. Bet she wouldn't miss the £100K either - jeez, how much is she on a year as a QC? The sooner these money grabbing selfish swines are out of power, the better :evil:

Old but good :lol: :lol: :lol:

When was this masona? What was she supposed to have done? If she's stolen money then surely she should be tried for it? I detest Labour btw so am not sticking up for her. I just haven't heard anything about this before.

You'd be doing him a favour Julie - he doesn't want to live when he is of no use to society.... I wonder, has that time already come? :wink: :lol: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, wonder if he's tried a credit card... I've seen it work on doors for burglars in the movies :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Breezer go on tell us what else happens. I am not gory, I am just interested as I have always fancied working for an undertaker - it's a fact of life that we will all die and I believe in being well informed. I did always think though that bodies were only embalmed if they were being buried -...

Pickles is right. Joe seems to think that no matter what the subject matter - he always knows best! Says it all. My hubby works in a 'govt. position' not with MP's LOL & if he was paid for all of his extra hours we would be rich!!!! There are times when he can't just say 'Oh sorry, it's...

Toffs I've edited this a bit LOL - well only by deleting bits hahaha Saturday, i picked youngest son and his g/f up from town and was sat at traffic lights on way home. I was laughing and joking with the kids in the car and looking at a shop window display whilst in waiting traffic... picture...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I have just copied this from a site about cremation..... What happens to the coffin? The Code of Cremation Practice requires that the coffin is placed in the cremator in exactly the same condition as that...

:idea: Maybe the MODs moonlight between here and Comet? Maybe they only supervise in here on their tea breaks or something? :lol: Well, all products on offer that I could see were for sale at Comet....

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Typical males, the lot of you :roll: Tawelfryn, isn't that the chat up line that most Welsh blokes...

Thanks Markie, That's exactly what I would have posted had I not had the computer hijacked by my son :roll: :lol: I knew an old lady who had her home broken into and was then beaten by the low life scum. He got something like 12mths and was out in 5mths (time spent on remand etc). The...

OK Moz, but are you and your missus both OK?

I do but I also think that the victims should have a darned sight more rights than the criminals :roll:

Didn't you mention euthanasia in another thread Joe???? :wink: Thing is, if we had tighter immigration controls we could stop people who are infected with AIDS or HIV from entering the country without good reason. Oh yeah, and never mind about his human rights. What about the human...

Moz, Just a bit worried here. Who is it that's on the tablets & what are they? Surely you shouldn't just be weaning yourself off stuff? It can actually be quite dangerous to come of things too soon. Maybe your wife was a bit overcome with emotion about her leaving work after so many years...