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As thick as sh_t! As daft as a brush. As dark as night.

WoodYouLike, it goes back to the days when spies used to use thieir seduction techniques and bed their informers to get information out of them. It was only them and the 'bedpost' that could hear the informer - sometimes a 'bug' would be placed on or in the bedpost & others would be listening...

I preferred Oliver Read to George Best. I think he was gorgeous in his younger days :D

Are you a teacher notb665? I really feel for those kids, stuck in hot exam rooms for hours on end. I know what it's like, I invigilated 3 exams yesterday and have another this afternoon. Some of those kids are really struggling with colds, hayfever etc. The media never ever give them the...

Yep, me too :( I'm really disappointed now Kendor, and it's all your fault :evil:

LOL that is quite funny but on the other hand I do think that the English aren't patriotic enough :( What gets me is that those flags only ever come out when there is footie on :roll:

Because if they cut all their prices to less than that of their competitors then they are hoping that human nature will make people go there. Tbh, it most probably will as lots of people just want the best food they can get for the least price possible and aren't interested in BOGOFs. They...

securespark, they make thier profits up on other items instead. The idea is to get you instore to buy the BOGOF's and whilst you are there you pick up a load of other stuff that they have a higher profit margin on. Some products are known as 'loss leaders' for the very reason that they make the...

oooh my nephew is a sales manager for Nissan - wonder if he can get me a good discount on one :twisted:

Pack it in you two and stop spoiling Moz's thread :roll: Maybe you should both stop acting like a pair of petulant toddlers or go and sit on seperate stair cases :x

Just read this on Bob's thread about hanging the hijackers Read it back to yourself and see why I am laughing - I've just been looking at the tortoises on Gary's caption contest 34 hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol...

LMAO Bob, I love my bread maker. I make a lovely spicy fruit bread in it that my kids adore. I usually set the timer so that it's ready about half an hour before they get in of an evening and they can snack on it before dinner :D I have in the past, forgotten to press start after putting...

Moz, seeing as it's yours and your wifes day could you not have a non-alcoholic bar? I went to a wedding once where only non-alcoholic stuff was served and it was a brilliant day. Tbh, I think a lot of people were relieved that it was no booze as most had to drive home and they didn't...

She's had loads of plastic surgery hasn't she? Wonder if she's sued the surgeon :lol:

I think we've got more travellers here than anywhere else in the country and that's how it's always been! Thing is, most here have bought the land they live on, yet the council still want them to leave :roll: They seem to have their own code of conduct and their own laws too. Recently...

Look Mummy, biggggggggggggg busssssssssssssss (he looks like a 3 yr old hahaha)

Hiya Moz, Yeah I'm fine here. You? Congrats on you and your wife about to renew your vows :D Hubby does what he wants, when he wants :roll: He works long hours but then spends his time off, sitting in his chair watching tv and expecting everyone to wait on him :evil: :roll: :roll...

Joe, this made me laugh. Especially as I had just read your previous post..... Excellent grammar there, don't you think?????

Oyt you :P I DID do the switch AND I changed the fuse etc! I have a man who can but doesn't you see so I end up doing it myself! :roll:

Actually, I phoned Trading Standards today and they said that I should approach the Manufacturers again and ask them to confirm to me in writing how long the product should last and how many hours of use i should reasonably expect to get out of it. Then get back to LxDirect. You still have...