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No not funny- the joke I posted was A PUN!. (A play on words) If it offended you or anyone else I apologise unreservedly.

I don't- why do you think I am mocking dwarves? Is dwarfism a disability? Is a joke about a horse in a bar mocking horses?

A Dwarf went to the Doctors. "Do you treat Dwarves?" He asked. Doctor replies "Yes but you'll have to be a little patient......"

Believe it or not, the Judge is called Mr Bean....

Problem is its only for NEW houses thereby ensuring the money supply to Tory Party doners, i.e the Builders. I don't know any first time buyers that can afford a new build.

Are we buying or selling?

Count your blessings! (Beer & Curry tonight!)

Maybe Joe will reincarnate as the Robot from Hitch Hikers guide......

Well done! I'm going back to Weight Watchers tonight so your results are inspirational, keep it up.

Have they been banned though? They may have just escaped.....

All the public service pensions have been paid for by workers over the years and reviewed and reduced by the last government to ensure affordability. This government now want to increase pension payments to pay for the bankers mess- the extra funds are going into treasury coffers not in to...

From the Ecat site mentioned in the original post: Read some of the remarks, and the above article. Here’s my insight on this starting from the “possible” nucleic reactions of adding a proton to Nickel (which is what the article implies): The main reactions that can possibly happen...

The ban can be justified on the basis of public order- the banners carried by this lot incite violence- I felt like Tw**ing some of them when I saw them anyway...

You can't see his left hand coz he has his fingers crossed....

Oh look- pigs flying past my window......

First thing the "Judge" (who reminded me of a muppett) did was to advise the Jury that they were now allowed to sell their stories to the media! I kid you not!

ITS A JOKE! Remember those who claimed the moon landings were hoaxes

Sounds just like Daily Mail rantings...

Drummer friend reckons it sounds like white noise (google it)

Q: A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who pays? A: The German.