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Wife uses my first name when she tells me off too. :cry:

Poor old lady. Looks like she's 'getting over it' though :lol:

C'mon, like a scotsman with a welly on his todger, I'm 'just f**kin a boot'. Avin a larf like. I thought the subject was Ladies thirst!!!

Firstier, you know, drink more!!!!

So it would seem that women are firstier than men :? ?

After recent poor performance and critisism by the press, police marksmen really brush up on their accuracy!

Back scratching, one of lifes greatest pleasures. My wife hates it, wot a waste!

Well, just go with the flow! I dont think I could have a massage without a big[?], well its really nice.

And hide your 'frillies' from out of the airing cupboard. Many a time a woman has had to make a quick snatch[ :? ] as the door opens. You women, amazing whats left around the house.

My point entirely :wink: . Thats why I'm here [looking for a car at mo on autotrader] & not watching people pretend at being fantastic. [except for little billy piper tommorrow :D ].

Crafty, corry isn't real! Just a bunch of useless people playing 'lets pretend'. Perhaps if they all got some qualifications they could become 'useful members of society' and stop the tide of slap dash eastern european labour currently 'enhancing' our green and pleasant land!!! [sound of fuse...

40 bl**dy 1. Huh. Same here, night.

Protected oral. God what a waste of time. Hey, boys, do you think 'head' is a great feeling or better watching it? :wink:

Sounds like real camping. We did have a big tent, but no longer. Miss it really. S'pose we're just that bit older, creature comforts eh! So, when is this close season? Perhaps we can log in once a week to catch up :D

Toffee, thought you'd gone. Didn't want to spend evening with stella head.

Well, wind's changed. Night all!

Simple pleasures. So back to the 'where you going on hols' thread. Who cares, we have so much fun during the summer it would spoil it to go anywhere.

Yup, we regularly go down to Chesil beach [shingle for miles] and get a big fire going until late. Bruddy ace fun. Family thing, about 8/10 of us. Upset sis in law last year cos I egged on her 10 yr old son to 'put the fire out' in the only way a boy could. Laugh. Tears ran down my legs :lol:

So do I. Wife helps sometimes! :wink:

Dells/toffee. Mackerel on the beach, thats fresh. [wife always takes some bacon, cos she knows my fishin]. :lol: