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  1. Dork Lard

    UK households paying the lowest levels of Tax on Record

    I'll throw a love bomb at the Marxists masquerading as socialists amongst us & offer my opinion that it is probably the professional, above average income earners who are suffering financially the most at this time !
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    UK households paying the lowest levels of Tax on Record

    Did you not know that you've never had it so good?
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    The dog ate my whatsapp messages

    Dishonesty takes many forms. Telling the truth is important but telling the whole truth is even more importanterer . . . . Our politicians lie to us, sometimes blatantly but mostly they seem to just forget that they're lying & carry on regardless. The most blatant lie is to the spouse of a...
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    UK households paying the lowest levels of Tax on Record

    If you work hard then your earnings power should rise until you can no longer work hard when it will tail off, sometimes quite significantly. If you work smart then your earnings power should rise & rise & sometimes by an alarming amount until . . . Well, until you drop deaded basically. If...
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    The dog ate my whatsapp messages

    Are you implying that there might be a little bit of dishonesty going on here???
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    Russell Brand.

    This is interesting . . . .
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    Gymnastics Ireland

    Favourite nephews 8yr old boy is a promising tumbler & starting to take his gymnastics very seriously. His mam said summat that should make any parent of a budding gymnast shudder . . . . If for any reason the coach does not favour the gymnast & that could include racial prejudice, then there...
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    TfL is this real

    ***STOP*** DO NOT click on the link in the email to login to your account. Navigate to the site & login to your account how you would usually & check your account there.
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    NoBed

    All that hard work paid off then . . . .
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    What have you been doing today?

    Weihrauch HW77K, by far the bestest air rifle I ever owned.
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    Italy's Lampedusa pleads for help

    Go forth & multiply. If it's inside your head, even as a joke, then it is still inside your head.
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    What have you been doing today?

    Had to pop back to Lard Towers for summat totally unrelated & thought I'd take a brisk walk in my woodland to calm down a bit. I thought I had left very specific instructions on how we deal with the squirrels ! Apparently not. It seems my instructions have either been ignored or conveniently...
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    When is this going to stop?

    Well done. Bravo. Are you really on a mission to kill every dog other than your own?
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    Any tips on removing van sign writing

    Failing that, dynamite. Retire to a safe distance.
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    Any tips on removing van sign writing

    Flammenwerfer 35. Sorted.
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    Fuel bills or statements: a history and a question

    This is what mental illness looks like when it is translated to text on a screen !
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    Fuel bills or statements: a history and a question

    I will devote the rest of what's left of my life & goddamnit there will be no one left standing to take 8p from me.
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    Fuel bills or statements: a history and a question

    "another error showed on the next statement (about 8p)"
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    Fuel bills or statements: a history and a question

    This is what mental illness looks like when it is translated to text on a screen !
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    She was only 15

    Why are some of us blaming our politicians for what happened to that schoolgirl in Croydon? They are no more to blame for that than they are for what happened on the M53. I think Mottie nailed it when he said the parents of the M53 child were probably thinking about the Croydon stabbing in the...
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