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One of the biker types I used to hang with, his daughter was raped on a date that went wrong. He is one of those strong, silent & subdued types that always seem to take awhile to carefully think out what he says next. His bestest mate was with him at the time & tells us how he asked the...

I think of it as one of the most unnatural things this world can throw at you. A parent burying a child.

I believe that all utilities & most of our services should be nationalised & staffed by non unionised personnell.

You have to admit that GBNews has been one big clusterbuck since day 1 :)

In my late 20's I used to regularly attend a popular open mike & jam night at a notorious rock/biker pub. This one night an old bloke had turned up wanting to sing Fields of Athenry . . . . . We asked around if any of the musicians could play for him & discovered one guitarist who knew the tune...

I've employed very many trades over the years. When I needed a trade I asked around amongst people (who's opinions I respect) for a guddun & I've rarely been failed. A plumber is a plumber right? Yet there are gudduns & badduns on a very wide scale, just like doctors & dentists, solicitors...

I have just recently stepped back from my early retirement to form a cutting edge technology 'start up' to attempt to treat you & those like you who are afflicted by your peculiar affliction. Basically, we are developing a perpendicular, tubular mask type apparatus, that forces mouth breathers...

Hallelujah my friend. Follow the money, it will always lead you to the root of the problem.

But very profitable if you own a large chunk of a hotel chain . . . .

So, on reflection. If you needs to take 'liver salts' then there's summat wrong wiv yer body. If you needs to take 'liver salts' regulars like, then there's summat wrong with how you treat yer body ! Why not alter how you treats yer body, mebbee then you won't need so much 'liver salts' ???

There is NO shortage of workers. There IS a shortage of people prepared to work for ever decreasing benefits.

Do you remember that trakky bottom wearing, mouth breathing obvious failure "youth" that came to me & asked to rent one of my small units? He started a business breaking motorcycles for parts & it seems like that is what he was born to do. He now employs 3 people & enjoys a turnover close to...

Anywhere between 5pm & 8pm depending, she always has. It's called beauty sleep & it's worked.

You know those trakky bottom wearing, mouth breathing teenage morons that you attempt to teach how to hold a spanner? Would you let one marry into your family?

One of the best things about the Lleyn penninsula is it has both an eastern & western facing coastline, & you are never more than a short drive from either. For those of you who find thinking hard, if you want to watch the sunrise then stand on an east facing beach, if you want to watch the...

My apologies. For a moment there I thought you were engaging in intelligent debate.

I don't think it is, with the exception maybe of "close to home", & I can give you very many examples. It's a bit like winning the woman of your dreams, first you need to be a good catch to interest her . . . !

Maybe, but it is the world we live in. What do you want? Do you want to be thrown off a 50th floor balcony or would you like a seat in the House of Lords . . . . ?

Plonk yersen down in any east end boozer & you'll learn what the locals REALLY thought of 'em.

A traitor to the state of Russia either gets thrown off a 50th floor hotel balcony or enjoys their last cup of tea laced with an exotic chemical. A traitor to the state of the UK gets a knighthood & a pension in the form of a seat in the House of Lords.