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  1. Dork Lard

    You know how people bitch and complain about the company they work for…

    You know how people bitch and complain about the company they work for… They're called "malcontents" & it's a psychological attitude rather than a mental condition. Apart from the obvious constant moaning, they are very easy to spot by the fact they do actually have a lot to moan about . . . ...
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    Ukraine counter offensive

    He's actually quite a beneficial dictator, most of the Russian people love him to bits. Just don't upset him
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    Syphilis

    So my cat does have 3x legs?
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    Conditions

    Wait 'till they demand sharia law.
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    Syphilis

    Are they saying that the statistics are wrong???
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    Paintball is serious business <not>. Probably the biggest laff I've ever had is the legend of what happened at the closest thing paintball ever had to a world cup. The SAS entered a team & they came second . . . . To a team made up of London solicitors !
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    That's interesting. How did you gather detailed information from every country, and compose your comparability ratings?
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    He obviously gathered "statistics" JohnD'ski. Duh.
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    That's nice dear. Of course, as usual, everyone has been doing it wrong all these years haven't they? Our soldiers should be trained to perfect the "hard stare" method of disarming the enemy on the battlefield & our police should all be black belt level in "ecky thump".
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    Italy's Lampedusa pleads for help

    I think that all them immigrants & the pressures they put on the locals, should force all them locals off the island so the 'elites' can come in & swoop up all that really cheap real estate & build some mega mansions on the beach front property that will be under water inside the life span of...
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    Ukraine counter offensive

    Then you understand nothing about exactly what's happening in parts of the Ukraine, or why it's happening.
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    It's buried deep inside ellal's head. You might want to tie a rope around your waist. Good luck with finding someone willing to anchor the other end.
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    Ukraine counter offensive

    Putin = Bad Biden = Good Please, at least have a rudimentary understanding of the recent history & what eventually led us into this skirmish before spouting your nonsense that Putin = bad & Biden = good. Ordinary folk in parts of the Ukraine are being killed or leading really sh1tty lives...
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    HS2

    Concorde is/was the classic vanity project which was first initiated by people who weren't qualified by success but somehow ended up in a position where they called the shots. If you sat down with a piece of paper on day one, & jotted down all the figures you could think of, then the project...
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    HS2

    IMO it was post war nationalisation. This gave people who weren't qualified by success the ability to make decisions on far reaching subjects that they didn't really care about or have a stake in. P.S. A major university is researching the possibility of 'steam' returning to the rails, but...
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    Met Police Firearms Officers

    No she isn't, she's not that daft.
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    HS2

    I'll throw a spanner in the works & mention summat my semi-tame rail buff insists is true. Our railways have NEVER been financially viable in their own right. Not even in the hey days of frenzied building & Victorian travel. They have ALWAYS relied upon subsidies in one form or another.
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    HS2

    At least here in Engerland we have a lot more projects to spread the corruption over . . . .
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    Facebook Market scams

    The one called "marriage", yeah got me once that one . . . . .
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    Facebook Market scams

    FB groups can work well if they're used sensibly. It has now replaced ebay as the place most enthusiasts I know to buy & sell motorcycle parts. On the bike specific groups people are happy to 'trust' those who have earned a reputation & are known within the group. It can be quite fun when a...
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