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    Decimalisation

    Following a comment by someone on another thread: Who uses metric measurement and who has stuck with imperial. A few years ago I could quite happily switch between the two depending on who I was talking to, but now when someone gives me some measurements in imperial (at least once a week) it...
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    Missing Girl In Portugal

    My 2 boys both played naked on the beach and in the sea when they were little, and they are both very healthy and well-adjusted kids. No offence but I would say that that's your problem, not theirs.
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    Homosexual men who have children

    Can't you wait til after brekkie?
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    Missing Girl In Portugal

    There goes my fantasy then...
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    Missing Girl In Portugal

    I think that most children will make their own minds up when they want to start wearing clothes on the beach. Seems pretty natural to me.
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    New Northern Ireland Peace

    He's just setting the scene....
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    Missing Girl In Portugal

    I agree with Stultz. If you look at the figures, children are at no more risk now than they have ever been. To teach a toddler that there is something wrong with nakedness is just awful. Even if there is someone on the beach who has more than a casual interest in the children, there has got to...
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    Homosexual men who have children

    If you believe that you are right, then if a gay man believes that what you do with your wife is to hienous to comprehend, then he must also be right. Why do you do such hienous things?
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    How safe is flying.....

    Always found walking to be pretty safe, myself...
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    SILENCE

    Depends what it's clapping :D
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    SILENCE

    Didn't quite catch that... PS What were you doing with the other one? :shock:
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    maybe NOT more interesting......

    :lol: :lol:
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    Vasectomy II

    Poor things...
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    maybe NOT more interesting......

    Ah sorry, you mean a brain cell from a female..I thought you said a female brain cell!
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    Vasectomy II

    I know why that is...apparently it's because Lancashire semen is so p*ss-weak they have a job telling whether it's sterile or not. However, don't put your hand near Yorkshire semen because the little bu**ers will jump out and bite your fingertip just in case it's an egg!
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    SILENCE

    Good point, but if you couldn't hear them you wouldn't know they were there!
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    maybe NOT more interesting......

    I don't but I would like you to tell me how you can tell the sex of a brain cell...does it wear make-up and high heels??
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    maybe NOT more interesting......

    Someone gave me a brain cell once but it got lonely...
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    NOSTREL HAIR

    I thought a nostrel was a bit like a kestrel?
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    breaking a drinking glass?

    Don't know about breaking them, but I expect that if you wrapped some decent sandpaper round your finger you could eventually grind them down quite a bit!
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