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imagine going to the pub at 3 in the morning then popping into the tesco 24hr shop and coming back with all the crimmy pressies.depending on how much you drink this may not be a viable proposition.'hic' 'hic'

when i walk down the street and smoke sometimes i beat people up and get abusive and throw up every where,opps thats drinking alchohol which you can now do even more with the new longer drinking hours.how many nicotine related crimes are there :?:

he's a sicko.lock him up and throw away the key.

i remember an article in my local paper about a policeman who quit his job out of frustration that he arrested shoplifters/joyriders/burglers on monday and by the end of the week they had a sh1t hot defence lawyer that was paid for out of our taxes and they got let off :evil: the amount of...

have recently done a few viewings on houses that were up for sale,one person said could we enter via the back door as the front door had no hallway and entered directly into the lounge :shock: we still had to take our shoes off when we entered the kitchen aswell,she had spents £££££££ doing up...

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about 10 yrs ago when i did car valeting i was at a customers house and she said would you like a cuppa?then about half hour later she says would you like something to eat?o.k. i said,3 hot dogs with onions ,2 burgers and some chips. :shock: apparently they were having a bbq in the back garden...

my step father was in the navy for 40 yrs and got cancer from asbesotos 30 yrs after coming into contact with it,he was built like a brick outhouse and the last few days in hospital were not very pleasant.

anyone heard of that all time classic were a green frog with goggles sings,i'm sure i've seen it on t.v. mmmmmmmmm

all sorted now just took 5 mins,he missed the asbestos soffits and the damp behind the washing machine and the conservatory had dropped 1" but he was happy with what he saw.phew.just gotta get a survey on the lylandii tree place that i've gone for :shock:

supertramp.breakfast in america an amazing album,about as good as fleetwood mac rumours album.cool.

had a survey done on my house that is being sold 3 weeks ago and the buyers were happy with it.last night the surveyer rang up and said he has to check the floor for deflection :shock: i've got laminate floor with underlay on the ground floor and it looks flat to me.(no snooker table flat but...

that would make me very proud to have relatives that you had.

saw eastenders last night and it bought a lump to my throat,i watched it with my 6 yr old daughter and i tried to explain why people killed each other :( kids of that age see things in black and white but h what do you say when they ask "were the enemy nasty people" it reminds me of that scene...

would stop someone nicking your car if you had to insert the same card again to make the barrier go up.just a suggestion.

i'm not really bothered about the seller as she has only spoken to the neighbours once in 20yrs :shock: but i don't want to start of on the wrong foot with the prospective new neighbours. :roll:

what would the seller think if i went behind their backs and contacted the neighbour who have the trees on their land. :?:

when i get the the annoying cold calls for a different phone company i just say i don't have a telephone,that really throws them. :lol:

went to look at a house the other day but it needs to be updated alot.the house has a good square footage internally and is in a good area.my main concern is ten 60' leylandii trees about 15' from the property :shock: obviously i can't go see the neighbour and say i will pay to have them removed...

i had a customer tell me that one of his building contractors was nicking stuff from the site,so the foreman got a nail gun and nailed his hands to the floor and said you better be gone by the time i get back :shock: apparently he was gone but left loads of blood everywhere.not nice but after...