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Lovely comment in the paper "Give up drinking. No way. How are us ugly people ever going to get sex then?"

FANTASTIC! Heee Haaaw :lol: :lol:

Beirut Crazy place! :roll:

That is an explanation excellent Space cat. Thanks for learning me proper-like :roll: :lol:

So we followed all the govt advice and lobbying and gave up the fags 15 months ago. Felt good about it as we were doing something positive to get off the “high risk” list and reduce NHS spending on smoking-related diseases. Since then we have put on 1.5 stone and can’t shift it so we are...

Worked for us to. SWMBO and I gave it up together in June 2006. She was on 40/day for 40 years. I was on 25g pipe tobacco a day and had been smoking for 50 years. We had the benefit of an ex-smoker as a counselor at our local docs and as we both turned 60, got free patches and inhalers...

Would love to see the range of views on this one! I know I'm a cynical old b***, but everything seems to be geared to putting our Post Offices out of business. First the TV license business was taken away from them, now the road fund license can be bought on-line "for our convenience"...

3 words that don't mean she can't have kids? Inconceivable, Unbearable, Impregnable :roll:

Found this reply from jj4o91 to a similer problem -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the fan has a supply to it & does not run then it must be faulty...

The fan on this fan-assisted oven packed up on me. Assumed it was the fan motor and managed to find a new replacement motor. Just fitted it and it still won't work. The new motor seems sound; motor windings test fine on continuity check and there's 240v across contacts. Element works...

In our old house in Sussex they used to get in via the airbrick in a larder cupboard. Needless to say SWMBO was not best pleased in seeing them amongst the tins of food! :twisted:

You know those cars are dam cold to drive in the winter 'Cos you can't have your cake and heat it too Soooory :roll:

This is a solution we "stumbled" across and it worked extremley well. We had a fireplace installed in purbeck stone. The installer recommended that he had purbeck marble plinths made to measure after the fireplace was built. We took his advice and the end result was very good. As he left...

One of life's coincidences? Today in Honest John's motoring (Daily Telegraph) a similar letter recommends a bowl of malt vinegar left in for a couple of days to absorb smells. You pays your money you takes your choice! :P Ricky

This may sound crazy but I saw it in a letter to Honest John's column in Daily Telegraph. :roll: Get a largish flat box and fill it with grass cuttings and leave in vehicle. Every 2 or 3 days "ruffle" the grass cuttings to make sure fesh stuff is on the top. After a week replace the grass...

John sorry didn't see your post on the new page You covered everything perfectly Aplogies :oops: