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What is the best/ worst (depending on ya point of view) statement you have heard a so-called, qualified spark, make recently? Mine was when a colleague asked me: "Why can't I wire this circuit in red and black? What do you mean harmonised colours?" The next best I heard (but this was...

jbonding, very informative link mate

Playing the tool :D Nice one.

Markie, I tried to, but didn't have the strength to get the top off the bottle. :P

Will anybody be apologising for the white slave trade, which always seems to be forgotten? And which still goes on today in certain parts of the world. I don't actually know much about it, so I too, am just playing :twisted: s advocate.

zzzzzzzzz. Boing! zzzzzzzzz. Boing. :lol:

Were all these old radio shows received on one of those cats whisker crystal things (or whatever they were called)? In between the gramophone records, did Marconi come on and recite "Mary had a little lamb" (or was that edison)?? :oops: :twisted: :D

Ding, Ebee, just checked GN3 and you are both correct. Bushy, sorry for misleading you. But, I have learnt something new. Since doing my 2391, I have worked on the proviso that Main Equi conductors had no maximum value as such. Just dug out my college print-outs, and these do say as I...

"You got a nerve showing your face round here." The Elephant Man?

Cause it's late, I can't think off top of head, where to find them. But i know I have a print-out close to hand, which I will happily mail to you.

Adam, don't let the practical joke side of things put you off, it can be a real scream (literally in some cases.) Always remember a geezer I know, telling me bout when he was an apprentice painter. He had a few jokes played on him, but nothing bad. But, then a new apprentice started..... They...

Hi Bushy, there is no maximum value permitted as such. It's more a case of estimating length of bonding conductor, looking up resistance/meter of your particular cable, and seeing if this all tallies with your reading. Hope this helps/ makes sense. Fratton sPark

Apparently, a ducks quack does echo, or at least it does, according to Mythbusters.

Corgiman, love that last post.

At last, I finally understand why I aint allowed 2 wipe my a*se with the same hand I pick my nose with. But why on earth should I not be allowed 2 prepare food with it? Is this just H+S gone mad again? I think so! :twisted:

How bl**dy sad am I? I counted every syllable of them all to see if they really were Haiku. But i bet I wasn't the only one lol. :oops: :twisted:

A whole village moved in Wales?, shame they didn't just move Wales. Only jokin

But Chuck Norris (crap films admittedly) was the only person to ever really put up a plausible fight against Bruce Lee. Ok, maybe not plausible, but you know what I'm trying to say. And I sure as hell wouldn't wanna get in the ring with the f**ker, would you mate?

Nicky, Superspark was right mate, the safe zone don't include 150mm from floor. But u can run them horizontal ( as stated) between fittings. If that happens to be under the worktop surface, that's fine. As long as the cables run horizontal, or vertical between accesories, that's grand...

Moz, u aint on the bad forum mate. I am sure that there are many others like myself that enjoy your posts. Full credit to u 4 knocking the grog on the head, keep on the zanties fella. I spect that it's just that sometimes people dont quite understand what u tryin 2 say. I know when I have tried...