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Sorry. We could tell you the truth. But then we would have to kill you. Sorry, CORGI

You missed British Nuclear Police. No warrant, no nothing. Only sus. Keep those reacyors undercover boys....

oooh. Well up on the regs. Thought you were a repairman?

No. Goodbye.

HA HA HA And you do what Tony?

If it wasn't for your kids,I'd rather you die, than bother telling you: GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI; GET A CORGI...

Oh, for ****s sake! Yes it would be just as dangerous if it was logs!!!! All carbon based fuels need oxygen to burn in varying concentrations. If you had installed a log burner then a HETAS engineer would tell you the same; you need adequate ventilation. YOU ****ING IDIOT. And you wonder...

Yeah, you are probably right. but let's, get beyond my personal problems.. I give you my oath, that what you have done is the most dangerous thing you can do in DIY. PLEASE get a corgi in ....

Yeah. Whatever. can you tell me: The gas output of the fire removed? The output of the fire you installed? How you tested the chimney (flue) to make sure it clears the noxious gasses? There are a series of fairly complex formulas to determine it is safe. I can't do with scousers, but on...

A) I hate scousers. Went out with a Scouser once and it was like living in an episode of 'Bread'. B) You are obviously a complete idiot, have no idea of what you are doing, and are prepared to put your family's life at risk. YOU ****!!!!

Cooper you are an idiot. And a scouser to boot. I really should not care if you live or die. GAS FIRES ARE THE SINGLE MOST DANGEROUS APPLIANCIES A DIYer can INSTALL Checking the gas pipe has no leaks has NOTHING to do do with CARBON MONOXIDE (CO) POISENING. Gas explosions kill few people...

Right let's make it simple for you. GET an RGI in before you kill your bird and your family. It might seem steep (£) and it might seem to most RGIs that it is in fact a case of Darwinism in action, but I don't want to see any of you die.

You are exactly the kind of person who stops the instruction of DIYers in gas safety. Excellent, you may have a leak free joint. CO KILLS. How do you know that your flue and ventilation is OK? I hope it is...

****ed?

Too long. will not work, will condemse. will be ****. good luck

Are you taking the **** Doyle? ID ? How you get that? Its going to kill someone by being the wrong colour? Stick some gas marking tape on it and leave it alone...

Id think id dropped a bullock and stick to repairing boilers ;)

Hi again Paul. It is pretty grim isn't it. I'm in pretty much the same position. This year had been pretty rough work wise, been a journeyman plumber literally! Worked in Scotland, London and across the NW just to keep afloat. it could be worse tho - you could of ended up subbing for an EAGA...

Work still getting on your tits eh Paul? You looking for a skilled Corgi man? I'm up for a bit of the seaside...

PVC yellow ochre tape with 50% overlap. :P