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Nice one! :) :) :) I could almost have written it myself. (I didn't, honest!) I used to be a secondary Mr Men watcher and the analysis is pretty good.

-- and she might not have told Satan to go to Hell. :idea: :idea: :idea:

MORMONISM: You have two cows. You wish you'd married their sisters instead. :roll: :roll: :roll:

(My apologies if I didn't get that second quote exactly right because I don't have the book in front of me.) We have good evidence for the existance of a number of other hominid species, all of which are now extinct. Whether or not we (H Sapiens) 'ruthlessly exterminated' them is open to...

Light is an electromagnetic wave and, as such, it's governed by Maxwell's laws. Its velocity in a vacuum is determined by a pair of physical constants: the permeability and permittivity of free space. In theory, it will travel faster in a material for which the product of these two constants...

Why do we assume that it's the car that's moving? From the driver's point of view, it's the road that's moving. Now here comes the clever bit: If the driver and a passing pedestrian both measure the speed of the light as it leaves the car, they'll get the same answer. :o :o :o

hippo: hockey is preferably played outdoors

Britain's most notorious child killer is a woman. :o :o :o I just thought I'd mention that. Yes, I know most criminals - of all types - are men, but the possession of two X chromosomes doesn't guarantee that their owner can be trusted with your children.

After forty years, I can confidently say that 1 and 4 amount to the same thing. 8) 8) 8) If you have a choice, start with 4. Option 1 is best left to those who don't think it makes any difference. PS: 4 should always precede 1, NEVER the other way round! :!: :!: :!:

Sunday: Sunday; unusually nice day at Yarmouth

For the benefit of anybody who might wander in here by accident -- It took me a while but I finally got the chance to pull the thing out of its cupboard and look behind the controls. There are two PCBs in there. The inner one plugs straight into an edge connector in the back of the recess...

-- an accident that would change his life for ever. He would discover mayonnaise --

-- stick to what he did best and put the effing kettle on; at which point the kitchen fitter called Gordon --

You cook in the bedroom? :o :o :o Absolutely! :!: :!: :!: Contrary to what I might have posted elsewhere, the first rule of the barbecue is USE GOOD QUALITY MEAT! More often than not, I'll judge a butcher by the quality of their sausages and burgers. If they ooze so much fat that...

sized: simians in zoos expect doughnuts

Above all else, sport must be fair.

-- an old newspaper, a rusty screwdriver and a rotting apple core. It's owner was off to fit a a kitchen for --

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-- I think that's what she calls the thing she bought from - where was it again? Summerfields? If you ask me, it looks more like a --

-- sex for the over-eighties. Many expressed an interest but nobody came --