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'Holiday homes' used to used to have proper wheels and a tow bar. Ask your granny.

This might be a stupid question but -- If he didn't make the sun until the end, how did 'big G' know how long each of those six days was supposed to be? :? :? :? Maybe he just worked until he got tired and said "let's call it a day". :idea: :idea: :idea:

Whoever wrote that must have an incredibly narrow view of what sex is and, sadly, that's all too common. :( :( :( But that 'must be consummated' rule is an odd one anyway. Whose bright idea was it in the first place? Even in cultures, and there are many, where women are mere possessions...

In what sense can a hermaphrodite be described as 'gay'? :? :? :?

Which just goes to show that there's many a true word spoken in jest: http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=903939#903939 Don't say I didn't warn you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

We're off to see the Quo next month. :D :D :D

To get back to the original post -- My first thought was that a niqab is a great disguise for someone with criminal intent and anybody, male or female, can get hold of one. The assumption that the attacker was a Muslim woman - or even a woman - is dubious. Maybe, to be slightly facetious...

Ah yes! The old 'married man's tax allowance'. That's something I used to get a long time ago but I could never defend it. Why? Because our other half also worked and got a full personal tax allowance of her own. 8) 8) 8) That old tax rule was based on the idea that, with few...

Well I'd like to think that she would ---- --- but not straight away. :) :) :)

Isn't that just a variation on the other old chestnut: Information causes sex, and sex is bad, therefore information is bad. :roll: :roll: :roll: Note also the implicit assumption that sex is bad then, just out of interest, ask yourself the last time you heard a politician, or anyone else...

I find myself in partial agreement, at least to the extent that 14 year olds shouldn't really be doing anything for which contraception would be needed. What they should be doing is learning basic sexual skills that will prove invaluable in the years to come. 8) 8) 8) The mad rush to 'go...

On BBC news this morning, I heard that the British citizenship test is to be rewritten and the new version will have questions that most of us 'indigenous' Brits are likely to know already. I'd like to think that one of the new questions will be "What's the age of consent?"

Note the word "others". The article goes on to name some of those 'others', all of them well known to most people and therefore, probably, deserving of the label 'celebrity'. Now I have to ask myself, just how many 'celebrities' there are out there? For the sake of argument, could you name...

Advertising to excess just puts people off.

necessity: Needless exercise causes excessive strain so indulge twice yearly

You don't have to use 'a packet of stuff'. We only did that once. The mixture foamed up out of the tin and all the way into the lid of the machine. :x :x :x You need flour (get proper bread flour), salt, sugar, yeast and water. You might also want a little dried milk and butter/oil...

The first one is certainly true because I've seen it on one of those out-take programmes. It's the kind of thing that happens when you don't have time to stop and think. :oops: :oops: :oops:

I think that was the top answer. My thoughts exactly - but nobody went for it. :( :( :( PS: Sorry Joe but handbag didn't make it onto the list either. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't normally watch this but it was on yesterday and one of the questions caught my attention. Just for a moment, imagine that you're in it. It's finger on the button so you have no time to think; just post the first answer that comes into your head: "Name something women have that can...

You can count me among that small number because I always thought that their only function was to prevent sparks from flying out onto the carpet. You learn something new every day. 8) 8) 8) Now here's a thought. If strong-smelling perfume was invented to hide body odour (which is a...