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:lol: - true.

saw a pole recently on the sexual activities of the various EU member states - will try to find it - but some points (I think) I remember: The Greeks are F*****n rampant and unprotected 70% of the time. Sex education is a foreign phrase. The Finnish - low in the rampancy stakes but when they...

should we humour her :twisted:

NB - my trusty blow up doll would never allow me to be alone on the motorway :wink: besides there would be a bloodbath in the streets if fuel taxes were hoiked so high. Tolls might work, or somekind of electronically readable permit attached to the windscreen....or better still....Bikes. How...

hmmm...I wonder....surely Uk is already the most expensive place in Europe to buy fuel.

genau! but sshhhhhhhh...dont tell anybody..then they might not notice...and we can use it to plant pansies instead.

:lol: it would seem, however, that a man of his, erm, calibre ( not to mention the fact that he has a face ´like a bulldog chewing a wasp`) must have perfomed some kind of magic in order to woo this woman. Think the `feat of great endurance´ was more her part.

oh, that section, is that the one where, for the last ten years, they've had road works forcing the lanes to be 6inches narrower than normal and done away with the hard shoulder in order to create another ( 6 inches narrower) lane :?: No change there then! ....and then theres this woe...

:lol: 'swoon'!

And air stewardess Helga Forde, 33, told The Sun Prescott made her skin crawl as he ogled her breasts and said “lovely pair” when she served him fruit on a transatlantic flight. Melon, sir? ....and is that a camera between her legs?

On....that car's got leather seats...grips like a goodun to sweaty hinge...eeee-ew!

already took off every socket in the flat - no go, because, basically, NO SYMBOLS! managed to get as far as the tree part too, so have now opted for the ´ibble obble black bobble` variety of wiring. Seems to work. :lol:

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively...

heres what I have to work with...... :arrow: ....... Austrian socket. The wires: black, blue, green/yellow - the markings: ´O` ´P` and ´a circle with some kind of tree in it`! ( :roll: ).