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Bloke goes up to a prostitute and says " I'm skint, can i s**g you for a tenner? ". She's not had a better offer that night so she says " Well, ok then " After they finished business, the bloke gives her 20 quid and says " If i'd known you were a virgin, i would offered 20 quid anyway " To...

One day a tourist walked up to a pirate with an eye patch and a hook. How did you lose your hand" he asked I lost it in a sword fight" said the pirate Oh ! Is that how you lost your eye? "...

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I'm so sorry, :( Did the vet say what is the best thing to do for him

I think i will stick to my reading rather than posting coz whenever i post i always seem to get in trouble :oops:

Yes i know that but as i've said before i like it here, so i'm going to stay so i will start behaving myself :wink:

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I think they have got an issue with toffee for some unknown reason because they have deleted 3 of her new topics so far

This is getting ridiculous mods,i cant believe you have took the post 'watching paint dry ' off,there was nothing abusive ,sexist,racist or offensive about it, whats going on its getting beyond a joke now

I just posted a new topic and it was on for 5 secs and then guess what?...........it was gone,never mind i think its funny lol :lol:

Dont say too much coz u know for a fact this will get deleted :lol:

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well..............yes it was moz :lol: but i know its just good fun :D

I watched a documentry a while back abot a herd of elephants. A little baby one got stuck in some quicksand and all the adults got down on their knees and were trying to pull it out, it was amazing :)

Of course i dont want the wolves to starve. Obviously they've got to kill to survive, but i just dont like watching the animals getting killed, it seems to take ages for them to die :cry: :cry: :cry:

Hiya, yes i'm female too. I joined couple months ago but i'm more of a reader than a poster. I'm not mentioning any names but i have noticed certain people seem to be be a bit more disrespectful to the females on the forum :shock:, but then it also seems you's can handle it :D but all in all its...

I couldn't make a yorkshire pudding if my life depended on it ! Love making sunday roasts, but i have to rely on aunt bessies :oops:

I think its because they're small and run very quick and if they crawl on you, you cant see where they're going,imagine them getting in your hair,uurrgghh !!! Well thats why i'm scared of them anyway :( I read somewhere that on average a human swallows about 3 spiders in their lifetime when...